Humorous School Incident with Principal

Wait a minute, I know that guy. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Uh oh.

What's going on? Tommy, would you shut up?

Hey, hold still man. She's coming for him.

Are you kidding me?

She's drooling.

Hi, I'm Paulie and I just love to have fun.

Hold still man. She's coming for him.

Here she comes.

She's almost got him. She's almost got him. She's got him.

Now Tommy Turner and I'm taking you to the principal.

Hey, this broad is really hot. Hang in there buddy.

Somebody get the principal.

Mr. Turner, somebody get the principal.

You think this means Tommy and Ms. Bowker are engaged?

I know it's you, you little filthy pervert.

You freak. You filthy little pervert.

I can hear you in there. You dirty little bitch.

Now, Mr. Carter, I know this is completely unorthodox

but I think this is the only way to find that boy.

In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter.

But

That seducer and spoiler must be stopped. He's extremely dangerous.

And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is.

He's a contemptible little pervert. Who's Balbricker? Well, I'm sorry.

But I've got him now and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers again.

Now,

all I ask is that you give me five boys for a few minutes.

The coaches can be present.

Tommy Turner and any four boys you see fit to choose. And we...

And we... can put a stop to this menace. And it is a menace.

Five young boys in the nude.

Please line up so that you can identify his tally whacker.

Please, please, can we call it a tally whacker?

We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment.

Now, listen.

We have got to do it as distasteful as it is.

I know it's him.

That... tally whacker had a mole on it.

And that mole is the key to it.

Miss Balbricker,

do you realize the difficulty of your request?

Now, I would be very happy to apprehend the young man myself.

But can you imagine what the

Board of Education would say if you were granted a lineup in order to examine

their private parts

for an incriminating mole?

Mr. Kerner,

I think I have a way out of this.

We call the police and we have them send over one of their sketch artists.

And Miss Ballbreaker can't give a description.

We can put up wanted posters all over school.

Have you seen this, Frank?

Report immediately to beautiful Ballbreaker.

Do not attempt to apprehend this prick,

as it is armed and dangerous.

It was last seen hanging out in the girl's locker

room at Angel Beach High School.

Ha, ha, ha, ha!