Conversational Humor and Anecdotes

You have such wonderful things to say, really.

It’s a book, for goodness’ sake, even if four thousand people get out of prison

in their lives,

there are successful people. Besides, can you get four thousand out, huh?

I’m sick, dear.

I’m sick, dear?

It’s bad.

He misspelled “I’m sick.” He wrote “my patient,” and that wasn’t correct either.

He was trying to write “I’m sick.”

Dad, that’s just how he is. His education is a little lacking, bear with him.

Is it such a big sin?

Mercy.

Mercy. And revenge, in memory of Shirin Tahin.

Bravo, bravo. So what does “a great sin” mean?

Is it from the Almighty?

Yeah.

Mercy. But do you know why I’ll spare you?

I mean, for you, it is a great

sin. You come here in this condition,

if you

make it easy for the people’s wives and children here, they should have mercy on you.

They should spare you.

Dad, is this what you want?

If you ask, he’ll see it that way. Don’t move like that, he’ll see us like this.

He’ll see us. Move aside.

I had one too.

Okay. This is now a prison keepsake.

My mother, my father, thank you, I've lost my grandparents, my child,

my wings, my crown. Then there's a boy with a face, there is a grandfather and grandmother, there is

one with arms, they say, here, its neck resembles one, how strange.

You've made such a line-headed thing, even before,

you made a decoration with one eye,

so someone looking from afar would say you've hit that other mountain too.

Vandal, damn you, vandal.

You'd destroy it. Why is this thing shaking?

What are you doing?

Do it.

It's my work. I swear, it was a line, it was moving.

Hello, good morning.

What can I do,

if I'm in love?

I'm an old gambler.

I'm an old gambler, damn you, tongue.

A flat handkerchief comes out of this too. Let's start this from the back, this

child. They're all locked.

Suppose I pour out something, one member. Everyone, even those who easily accept it,

I'll pour it out. The legend called friendship, has ruined my life.

Come.

You’ve got intelligence, huh? Of course. And this one is Gul.

I swear, I’ll wreck this Qolu Roza, Qolu Mammad.

This is class too. You should be afraid, okay?

Put on the blouse.

People get scared, my heart burst here, I saw Vasa.

Let me put it this way, you should do this yourselves. Does it feel good?

God willing, Dad, God willing. That is our wish too,

good words to you.

And let me say, before I had you sit there, may whoever leaves first be blessed.

Yes?

Make a mistake.

Don’t make a mistake, something will happen. Make a mistake, something will happen. Give me your hand, sit down, my rose.

You’re laughing, but can you speak English well,

even a little?

No, Dad.

We were playing with these brothers there at Elgöl.

Hey, what’s going on behind your head? Whenever you’re idle, you get caught up

in it. You miss it too, so you get caught up in it.

Did you hear? This isn’t your place.

This is a family’s place.