Transcript · English → Chinese
Humorous Debate on Fame and Power
嘿，切， 你要来帮我搬恩格斯吗？
可怜的家伙，自从他意识到我 比他有名得多，就一直很消沉。
好的。您说什么都行，老板。
哦。
等等。
丛林矮子，
你刚才叫卡尔老板？
对。
呃，你知道，
其实，呃，这—
嘘。
卡尔当老板不对。
应该由我来当。
你疯了吗，你这个分瓣柠檬？
我们所有人里，我最有名。
在中国最有名。这不难。
那边每秒出生的人数， 跟我的胡子数量一样多。
根。
连蛋蛋毛都可以算进去。
哦。
我这么说是因为我已经看过 约瑟夫洗完澡出来，而且他
是……
毛茸茸的。
你真没意思。继续吵吧。
说真的，各位， 没什么好讨论的。
没有我，你们谁都不会存在。 房子是我盖的。
你们只是住在里面。
真他妈是个笑话。 你一个人都没杀过，零。
没有。我们就是这么计分的， 而在这方面，哪怕
那个白痴加瓦尔德都比你
强多了。
谢了，兄弟。
你在谢他？
你没发现他 在嘲笑你吗？
没有。
我就说他是个白痴。
好吧，就这么定了。 如果杀人最多的那个
就是老大，
那显然是我赢。
是吗？那你的数字是多少，啊？ 我干掉了两千万。
八千万。
请引用你的来源。 我不信一颗胖柠檬能赢我。
好的，谷歌，
毛和斯大林，谁杀的人更多？
毛统治下的共产主义中国造成的死 亡人数， 是约瑟夫·斯大林政权的四倍。
regime of Joseph Stalin.
砰，打脸了吧。
谷歌就是狗屎，那是犹太人的玩意儿 。
你在说犹太人？
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Original transcript (English)
Hey, Che, you gonna come help me move Engels? Poor guy's been depressed ever since he realized I'm way more famous than he is. Yep. Whatever you say, boss. Oh. Wait.
Jungle dwarf, you just called Karl boss? Yeah. Well, you know, actually, uh, it-
Shh. It's not right that Karl's the boss. It should be me. Are you nuts, you split lemon? I'm the most famous one out of all of us.
The most famous in China. That's not hard. Over there, as many people are born every second as I've got mustache hairs. We could even count the ball hairs. Oh.
I'm saying that because I've already seen Joseph coming out of the shower, and it was ... Hairy. You're no fun. Keep arguing. Honestly, guys, there's nothing to discuss.
Without me, none of you would even exist. I built the house. You just live in it. That's a fucking joke. You haven't killed anybody. Zero. Nada. That's how we keep score, and at that game, even that idiot Gavald is way
better than you. Thanks, man. You're thanking him? You didn't notice he was making fun of you? No.
I told you he's an idiot. All right then. It's settled. If whoever racked up the most deaths is the boss, I obviously win. Oh, yeah? And what are your numbers, huh? I did 20 million.
80 million. Cite your sources. I don't believe a fat lemon could beat me. Okay, Google, who killed more people, Mao or Stalin? Communist China under Mao caused four times more deaths than the
regime of Joseph Stalin. And boom, in your face. Google's shit. That's a Jewish thing. You talking about the Jews?
