Transcript · Japanese → English
Satirical Take on Consulting Conversations
At 12:20 p.m., "What do you mean, 'consultant'?" Akane Murata vigorously shook the oil off the minced meat cutlet she took out of the fryer. Two throat-clears came from her right and behind.
The roundness of the minced meat cutlet on the cutting board reminded her of the table at the fancy restaurant she went to last night with a man she met on a matching app. "In short..." The way he started talking was so annoying.
Crunch. She forcefully sliced into the minced meat cutlet. "What do you mean, 'Is there anything you want to grow in?'"
Crunch. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." He nodded way too much. Crunch, crunch, crunch.
"Murata-san, cutting the minced meat cutlet into three pieces is fine." To summarize the long, rambling explanation starting with "In short" from that consultant guy she wanted to chop into as many pieces as possible...
In short, it seemed that consulting was a job of identifying and solving problems.
Huh? Even I can do that.
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Original transcript (Japanese)
12時20分 何がコンサルだよ と 村田朱音はフライヤーから取り出したメンチカツを大げさに振って油を切った 右隣と背後から咳払いが二つなる まな板に置いたメンチカツの丸みは 昨晩マッチングアプリであった男といった 気取った店のテーブルを想起させた 要するに っていう喋りだし ムカついたな サク メンチカツに力強く包丁を入れる 何が君は成長したいことある? だよ サク うんうんうんうん あいづち多いんだよ サクサクサク 村田さん メンチは三等分でいいから 何等分にでも切り刻んでやりたいコンサル男の 要するに から始まるだらだらと長い説明を要約すると
要するに コンサルっていうのは 問題を把握し解決する仕事らしかった は? そんなの私にだってできるんですけど
