Bangla → English transcript

So, how is it? How are you? How is it? What happened to you, man? How does it feel?

Man of the I mean, near the Man of the Match, Fan of the Day.

You got the bat. How does it feel?

Feels good. Feeling good? I thank my brother,

who finally managed to get the ticket. Now I can watch. Oh my goodness! Are you

from Sylhet? Yes,

yes, my home is from there. Oh dear! Sylheti girl... Just a girl, you know. Anyway.

The thing is, what is your name? Tell me, I will start the treatment right away.

I am completely fine, just look at me.

No, I think you are not understanding.

If all the patients in the whole country and villages get cured like this,

then I guess I will have to stay hungry.

I will have to sell things to eat. Your full name, tell me. What?

What is your full name? Rama Rani Das. Rani? Yes. Do you have a Raja? No. No? I see.

No, just thinking about it makes a lot of things happen.

So, how far do you think Sylhet Titans will go? Can you take the cup?

We’ll take the cup ourselves. We are Sylheti. Look. Anyway, best of luck to you.

And the story is, since you have come to me, I am actually a spiritual healer.

All kinds of treatment— Allopathy, Homeopathy— I am the one who gives them.

Now please pay my consultation fee.

Even though I did not treat you, you have treated me. No problem, you just pay

my fee. Why? I do not need to use my tools? You already took this bat first.

You take your bat first. Now pay my consultation fee.

You… I am the one treating you.

You pay the fee. I have never understood in my whole life.

These women, I get ruined falling for their tricks.

Everyone dumps me and leaves me twisted and broken and goes away.

If you do not pay my fee,

I have spent all this time with you, was my time not wasted?

All right, give me my visit, I’ll get going.

I really like your glasses, give them to me.

Thank you. So, think of it as that apumoni has become today’s Man of the Fan.

Thank you. And may Sylhet go very far, that is what you hope for. Right?

You go now. I’m not giving you the glasses anymore. Thank you.