Transcript · English → Chinese
English → Chinese transcript
我现在很生气。我确信我们的百
吉饼发生器
跟那个百吉饼发生器是同
一个东西，
而且我们是从他们那儿偷来的。
没错。要是你还不算有点生气，
那就等着吧，因为你整个童年
都是个谎言。
你知道那是什么吗？
那是电子束偏转器。
你还记得这些东西吗？
以前他们就是用扫描的，
因为那束电子射线是在电视上画
出画面的。
现在，你就坐在那儿，
一脸严肃地告诉我，那个东西和
那个东西不是同一个。
不觉得吗？那就好好看看
这张电路图。
这就是个骗局。我们被坑惨了。
要是你现在还不气得血压飙升，
那就再让我给你看一个。
他们怎么能从皇家猎鹰号
那儿偷技术呢？
你有没有注意到红色、
绿色和蓝色羽毛有什么
奇怪的地方？正是它们在生成
你手机上我的影像。事实上，
这些就是你用来调出任何
颜色所需的唯一几种颜色。
你想不想猜一猜光穿过球体
时会形成什么形状？
卑鄙。
这还不是最糟的部分。
这些才是。光纤里有这么
个东西你
上网用到的，
叫作环形谐振腔。它们通过
光的振动模式来存储和
传输信息。
你一脸严肃，
竟然敢直勾勾看着我的
眼睛说它们不是在用光
彼此通信，给对方发送古
埃及梗图。
换作我们肯定会这么干。
我显然是在开玩笑。要让这一切
真的成立且说得通，我们需要
来自世界各地上百个例子。
然后还得有个离经叛道
的工程师写一大堆书来解释
这些东西。
他还得做一大堆视频讲
这些东西，
把这些概念拆解得特别简单连
五岁小孩都能理解。
但它并不存在。如果存在的话
早就有人已经做出来了。
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Original transcript (English)
I'm mad. I'm convinced our bagel generator and that bagel generator are the same thing, and we stole it from them. and we stole it from them.
Yep. And if you're not a little peeved, just wait because your whole childhood is a lie. You know what that is? It's an electron beam deflector. You remember these things? You know what that is? It's an electron beam deflector. You remember these things? You know what that is? It's an electron beam deflector. You remember these things?
They used to scan because that beam drew the picture on the TV with electrons. Now, sit there Now, sit there with a straight face and tell me that that is not the same thing as that.
No? Feast your eyes on the circuit diagram. It's a sham. We got got. If your blood isn't boiling by now, give me one more. How could they steal tech from the Royal Falcon?
Notice anything strange about the red, green, and blue feathers? Notice anything strange about the red, green, and blue feathers? Those are what is producing the image of me on your phone. Matter of fact, those are the only colors you need to make any color. You wanna those are the only colors you need to make any color. You wanna
take a wild guess at the shape light makes when it passes through a sphere? Despicable. That's not the worst part. These are. There's this thing in fiber optics that your internet uses called a ring resonator.
that your internet uses called a ring resonator. the vibrational patterns of light. the vibrational patterns of light. With a straight face, you're gonna look me dead in the eye and say they weren't using light
you're gonna look me dead in the eye and say they weren't using light to communicate with each other and send each other ancient Egyptian memes. That's what we would do. Obviously, I'm kidding. We would need hundreds of examples from around the world for this to
actually be real and make sense. Then a rogue engineer would have to write a ton of books explaining all this stuff. He'd have to make a ton of videos on this stuff, books explaining all this stuff. He'd have to make a ton of videos on this stuff, books explaining all this stuff. He'd have to make a ton of videos on this stuff, breaking down the concepts so easy a five-year-old could grasp them.
breaking down the concepts so easy a five-year-old could grasp them. But it doesn't exist. If it did, someone would have done it already.
