English transcript

I literally just had the worst first date experience of my life.

This guy DM'd me and he seemed cool on Instagram, but he also seemed like he was 23 fucking years old.

Um, I think he only posted old-ass pictures of himself, and he shows up and he's like 35.

And at first I thought, like, maybe he's a little bit autistic, because he was being quite weird.

And then I came to realize that he's just a fucking weirdo.

So the second we walk in the bar, he's not even looking at me or trying to start conversations with me.

He's literally, like, staring at every other fucking girl's ass in the bar.

I'm like, what's fucking wrong with you? Do you not have fucking manners?

And then we, like, sit down, and all he's doing is bragging about how he manages all of these influencers.

And then he's, like, trying to get me to fucking do OF, essentially.

And he's, like, trying to, like, convince me to do it.

And it's like, that's how you're gonna grow.

Like, you need to move to Miami.

And, like, I'll help you out.

And all this shit like that.

Like, what the fuck is this what LA is like?

Because this fucking sucks.

So I literally walked out before I even finished my plate.