English transcript

I was on a plane to Russia and the engine exploded.

I was looking out the window and the entire

engine just turned into a fireball. And I was

the... I was the only person there that seemed

to see this, but it was a flaming fireball.

And it was all Russian, um, passengers and...

I kind of felt like I'd already died and gone

to heaven 'cause no one said anything. And I

was screaming at the top of my lungs saying,

"What the hell is going on here?" And these

people just kind of looked back at me and the

stewardess came out and said, "We seem to have

a..." "...a slight problem here." And the Russian

guy finally said, "What is the problem?" And

she said, "Well, we... we lost one of our engines."

And he goes, "How many engines did we have?"

She goes, "Well, we had two. Now we have one."

And, uh, he proceeded to say, "That is not...

that is not good. That is not good." And we

basically dumped fuel for 45 minutes and did

an emergency landing, and all our tires exploded

and there was a hundred different ambulances

there and it was on CNN. And... that was another

bummer.