Bilingual Conversation in Spanish

Good afternoon.

Hello, good afternoon.

No "afternoon" and no "hello."

I—

No, no, none of that. You speak Spanish here.

I—

This is a Spanish-language program. Spanish is spoken here.

But I don't—

We don't put up little signs here.

I don't feel comfortable speaking Spanish.

And your name is Luna.

Yes.

Your name isn't Moon, okay?

Well, it sounds prettier than Luna.

So, uh, Luna. Speak Spanish to me here.

And don't— hey, don't act funny, don't act funny.

I, I—

Don't do it.

But I don't—

Where are you from? Where are you from?

I was born in Colombia.

Sp-speak to me in Spanish.

I—

Speak to me in Spanish.

I don't feel comfortable speaking—

Listen to me. If you don't speak Spanish, you leave.

So, speak Spanish or leave. Do you understand me?

And I'm not playing with you. You're not going to challenge me.

You're not going to challenge me. I'm not interested in your dirty challenges,

stupid,

idiot. Do you know? Someone who speaks two languages is called

bilingual,

someone who speaks three is called trilingual.

Do you know what someone who speaks one language is called? Do you know?

American. You're not American, you're Colombian.

You're Colombian, and what runs through your blood is

Colombia. So don't get it wrong.

And this is a Spanish-language show. If you don't speak Spanish,

get out at the next word, do you understand me?

If you don't speak Spanish, get out!