chinese → English transcript
As everyone knows, it's very dangerous for a single woman to travel in India.
So, what shocking things might happen if a man were to travel to India in drag?
Today, this skeptical Korean guy is going to do an eye-opening test.
He never imagined that on the first day someone would want to touch his grandpa's wife.
Someone tried to lift his skirt.
Someone gave him silk stockings.
The scared guy quickly removed his makeup, shouting that he was a man.
On the vlogger's first day in India, he put his hair in two pigtails.
Then he changed into a sexy skirt.
Although he looked a little ugly,
the upside was that he looked like a woman.
He also deliberately spoke in a soft voice to keep up the pretense.
It was obvious they were interested in him.
First, he hailed a cab to a crowded place.
The Indian men around him watched with fascination.
Soon, he arrived at the banks of the Ganges.
Countless pairs of eyes immediately locked onto him.
An Indian guy caught up, eager to confirm if the vlogger was actually a woman.
You're a man.
No, I'm a woman.
No, you're a man.
You're not a woman. You're a man.
No, I'm a woman.
In the end, they gave up following him, thinking he was too ugly.
Looking confident, the guy sat by the road and ate some watermelon.
A bearded Indian guy immediately came and sat next to him.
His eyes looked as if they were about to eat the vlogger up.
Just then, something outrageous happened.
The Indian guy picked up the vlogger's leftover watermelon and started eating it.
He even praised it for being delicious.
Hey, it fell off! It fell off!
It fell off.
What's more, he took the vlogger's mosquito repellent patch without even asking.
and stuck it on his forehead.
With a look of pure enjoyment on his face, he stared at the vlogger for over ten minutes.
Okay, okay. I'll give you one.
How much is it?
Ten rupees for one.
Ten rupees for one.
No, I'll give you ten rupees.
I know the price.
As night fell, the vlogger decided to leave.
He hadn't walked far when an older man in a yellow shirt took an interest in him.
I'm a woman.
Not a man.
I'm a woman.
No, you're not.
Why not?
Let me feel.
The man reached out and tried to grope him.
He wanted to feel for himself if the vlogger was really a woman.
You want to feel?
No, no feeling.
Why?
I don't grope women.
OK.
I don't grope men.
OK.
A whole day went by without any major incidents.
The guy was still in one piece.
So he decided to continue the challenge the next day.
To make himself look more beautiful and charming,
The vlogger booked a local makeup artist to get an exquisite look.
He also got his hair and nails done.
The guy gave the makeup artist just one requirement:
a look that would make it seem easy for him to get into trouble.
The total price was 1,000 rupees.
The vlogger was very satisfied.
He felt that he looked gorgeous.
Find the busiest local market and go in for a stroll
Don't tell me this makeup is still useful.
I have only walked a hundred meters and attracted a lot of attention.
This will boost bloggers’ confidence
I guess something will happen today.
Especially the various sales of goods are flocking in
More and more people
The blogger was so scared that he ran away
If you don't run, you'll be surrounded.
Good guy
The stocking sellers all came along.
It means that people really mistake her for a woman.
It got dark while I was walking around.
I almost collapsed when I got there.
I wanted to sit on the steps and rest for a while.
Unexpectedly, a group of children came up and asked for money.
Like a fly that can't be driven away
This forced my brother to ask them for money in return.
Money
No money
No money
After discovering that magic cannot defeat magic, the brother walked away
Can't you just hide?
Don't tell me, I really can't hide
Because the child followed.
Hate it as much as you want
Helpless
In the end, I had to pay money to get rid of some of the mortal children.
But there are still some who follow closely and do not give up
The blogger simply chose to ignore
I'm so thirsty, I'll have a street roll ice cream to cool down.
I didn't expect it to taste so good
At this time, the mortal Indian children are still struggling
The blogger had to give up the ice cream to get rid of the entanglement
The same package
Unexpectedly, after just a few steps, someone reminded the blogger that you were robbed.
It turned out that a thief had just opened his backpack and stolen something.
The blogger didn't notice anything at all
Fortunately, there is nothing valuable in the bag.
hot pot
How much
40 rupees
To relieve the stress, I ordered an Ice Wolf Feast for 40 rupees.
ah
good
Sweet
Sweet
The taste is needless to say
My mouth feels a bit dry after eating
Quench your thirst with another pure polluting drink from the next stall
You drank
Your friend drank it too.
bring it on
good
The taste is hard to describe
The blogger only drank two sips and threw it away
Let’s get back to the point
Sao Nian walks from morning to night
There really wasn't any harassment going on.
This shows that the danger level in the urban area is not that high.
The third day of testing
Carrying luggage and preparing to leave
The weather is too hot
I'm going to get a cup of pure pollution and full pigment ice to cool down
Just this production process
Just look at the appetite of people
ah
You drink, drink, drink
ah
Here let the blogger
What's this
What's this
This is sugar
sugar
sugar
sugar
The blogger took a sip
It's not that delicious, it's just ice with some sugar
How much
500
500
How much
500
this
How much
How much
this
price
price
5
50
50
500
500
You lied to me
I don't have a price
I don't have a price
The vlogger was stunned when he heard the price.
In a moment of carelessness, he forgot to ask the price first.
The two of them got into an argument.
Until the vlogger picked up his phone and said he would call the police.
Only then did the vendor start to compromise.
In the end, they settled on 100 rupees.
The vlogger still felt something was wrong.
He walked a short distance and asked another vendor the price for a shaved ice.
How much?
20 rupees.
He was told that 20 rupees was enough.
He still got scammed before he left.
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Original transcript (chinese)
众所周知单身女性旅游印度是一件非常危险的事情 那么如果男扮女装到印度旅游又会发生什么重口味的事情知道吗 今天这位不信邪的韩国老哥就要做这个令人大开眼界的测试 当年是怎么也没想到第一天就有人想要摸他爷爷的老婆 有人撩他裙底
有人给他丝袜 吓得老哥赶紧卸妆大喊自己是男的 博主抵达印度的第一天就给自己扎了两根辫子 再换上一条性感的裙子 看起来虽然有点丑
但胜在像个女的 而且他还故意低声说话装假 很明显是对他有点意思 现在先打个车去人多的地方 周围的三哥看得有些痴迷
很快来到恒河边 无数双眼睛迅速跟了上来 趁三哥跟上来很想确定博主究竟是不是女的 你是男的 不是 我是女的
不是 你是男的 你不是女的 你是男的 不是 我是女的 最后觉得实在太丑才放弃了跟踪 老哥一脸自信坐在路边吃个西瓜
这位大胡子三哥立马坐了过来 一双眼睛似乎要把博主吃上一遍 就在这时离谱的事情发生了 三哥拿起博主吃剩的西瓜张嘴就可以了 一边还称赞非常美味
哎 掉下来了 掉下来了 掉下来了 更离谱的是不闻不问就拿走博主的防蚊贴 贴到自己的眉心 就这样一脸很享受的模样盯着博主看了足足十几分钟
好 好 给你一个 多少钱 一个10块 一个10块 不 给你10块
我知道价格 直至夜幕降临 博主选择了离开 走没几步就有一位黄衣大叔对他起了兴趣 我是女的 不是男的
我是女的 不是 为什么不是 感受一下 大叔伸出手直接一掏
想要摸摸看博主究竟是不是女的 你想摸摸看吗 不 不摸摸看 为什么 女人不摸摸看
OK 男人不摸摸看 OK 一整天走下来并没有发生大意外 老哥还是完璧之身
于是他决定第二天继续挑战 为了让自己看起来更加漂亮迷人 博主专门预约了一家当地的化妆店来画个精致的妆容 顺便弄下头发和修个指甲 老哥跟化妆师就说了一个要求
就是要让自己看起来很容易发生危险的妆容就行 总价格是1000卢比 博主很满意 感觉自己看起来美美的 直接找到当地最热闹的市场进去闲逛
你别说这个妆容还是有些用处的 一路走过来才短短百来米就吸引了不少目光 这样博主信心倍增 估计今天能发生点什么 特别是各种推销商品的更是蜂拥而至
人越来越多 吓得博主撒腿就跑 再不跑就要被团团围住了 好家伙 卖丝袜的都跟来了
说明真的被人当成女的 逛着逛着天黑了 走到老哥差点崩溃 本来想在台阶上坐着休息一会 不料一群小孩围上来要钱
像苍蝇一样怎么赶都赶不走 逼得老哥只能反过来也跟他们要钱 钱钱 没钱 没钱
发现魔法打不败魔法后老哥把腿就走 要不起还躲不起吗 你别说还真躲不起 因为小孩跟了上来 要多讨厌就是多讨厌
无奈啊 最后还是给了钱才摆脱了部分凡人的小孩 但还有一些紧随左右仍不放弃 博主直接选择无视 口渴难耐搞一份街头翻滚冰淇淋降降温
没想到味道还不错 此时凡人的印度小孩还在纠缠 博主只能再把冰淇淋也让出来才摆脱了纠缠 一样的包 没想到的是刚走几步就有一人提醒博主你被盗窃了
原来刚刚有小偷拉开了他的背包偷了东西 博主完全没有任何察觉 好在包里没有啥贵重的东西 火锅 多少钱
40卢比 为了压压经40卢比来份冰狼宴 啊 不错 甜的
甜的 味道就不必说了 嘴吃完有点干巴 隔壁摊位再来一杯纯污染饮料解解渴 你喝了
你朋友也喝了 来吧 不错 味道一言难尽 博主总共就喝了两口就丢了
言归正传 骚年从早走到晚 确实没有发生什么骚扰事件 说明市区的危险程度并没有那么高 测试结束第三天
背着行李准备离开 天气太热 准备先搞一杯纯污染全色素的爆冰降降温 光是这个制作过程 就看得人食指大动食欲打开
啊 你喝喝喝 啊 这边让博主 这是什么
这是什么 这是糖 糖 糖 糖
博主品了一口 并没有那么好吃就是冰加点糖罢了 多少钱 500 500
多少钱 500 这个 多少钱 多少钱
这个 价格 价格 5 50
50 500 500 你骗我 我没有价格
我没有价格 一听价格博主直接傻了 一时不察忘记先问价格 双方发生了争吵 直至博主拿起手机说要报警
三哥才开始妥协 最终以100卢比成交 博主心中还是觉得不对 走几步问了另一家商贩爆冰的价格 多少钱
20卢比 得到的答案是20卢比就够了 临走前还是被骗
