How Motherhood Changed a Liberal’s Views on Guns and Coyotes

It's been fascinating because I've been on this sort of journey through

motherhood where, you know, I've always been a very liberal person,

maybe even a

libtard.

But once you have a kid, you start, like, having thoughts that have been

characterized as conservative.

Oh, yes.

As soon as I had a kid, I was like, "I need a gun now."

Yeah.

Um, not for myself, 'cause I've got coyotes in my yard.

Right.

I've got coyotes everywhere.

Yeah.

And before I had a kid, I was like, "They coexist with us.

Coyotes were here first."

Like, I'm in the coyote's home. Now I'm like,

"Let's make hats out of them."

"Let's make hats. Let's make coyote boots, coyote earrings out of their

eyeballs." Like, it's just...