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I would say that facelift maxing could be good for you guys.

You definitely want to hop on hair loss prevention protocols.

So like Dutasteride.

Castor oil?

Castor oil is good.

That's just like a natural comb.

It's not going to save your hair.

So you need Dutasteride.

This blocks DHT.

So testosterone converts into DHT through 5-alpha reductase enzyme.

So you block that process.

That way your hair doesn't fall out.

So it's never too late?

I mean, look down a little bit.

Yeah, I have a spot up here.

Maybe you could...

Okay.

I don't want to give you false hope.

Just maintain that position.

I'll just walk around like this.

Is this what you're doing now?

You're advising people at age 20 how not to age?

Correct.

But why does my age have to matter?

I mean, it's just research.

What happens to women, and this is why they age in a non-linear way, is you hit something

called menopause, which obviously you guys know about.

And that kind of wrecks your hormones and causes a lot of aging.

Because estrogen is very, very good for your collagen and your elastin.

That's why it diminishes so quickly as soon as that menopause hits.

So what you actually want to do is use topical estrogen on your face, so like vaginal cream.

You could use that on your face, and it's ideal.

So I was...

This is the first time I've heard that.

Yeah, because I did use some by mistake.

Oh my God, man.

You're crazy.

Crazy, crazy bastard.

You have to watch this one.

No, it's for us to put on our face.

Stop.

No, no.

It's not gender-specific.

I mean, I've done it before.

Yeah.

So, because it's very good for collagen.

Is it covered under Medicare?

I don't know.

We might have to ask AARP about that one.

Yeah, there you go.

For a looks-maxing site.

So come here.

Let's see.

Jerry, this is going to make you a new man.

All right, so put these on.

Okay.

I don't know.

I can almost get in.

Good Lord.

Now put the other one on.

These things will put you up to the moon.

Oh, you're wearing a boss necklace.

Ideal.

Oh.

Let's see what the chat says.

But size matters, right?

Of the foot.

I mean, I don't know, right?

I don't know.

It feels legit for long-term relationships.

Oh, okay.

I mean, I'm just asking.

You're ideal.

Are you 6'4"?

Uh, no, not quite.

You're not?

6'3"?

Yeah.

Anything for me?

Well, I mean, I have another pair if you want.

Stilts.

Let me try something else.

He has some, like, stilts for you.

Oh.

Dude, he's mocking you to oblivion.

Sit down.

Sit down, Shorty.

I need some mocking.

Dude, he's, like, gigamocking you.

Sit down, Shorty.

I need a gigamog.

Boy, look at you.