Spanish → English transcript
What I told my friend and I saw, dude, it didn't even matter, I checked his anus, seriously, he has it more
open than normal, dude, honestly, a man who has had anal sex. Dude, how are you going
to show up with Juan saying I'm going to check your anus? Like that. I have doubts, Juan. Alright. Here comes
an anus check. Yes. Well, when you're making love or whatever, Chema, that
you'll dare. If you guys doubt your partner, check the anus. That's what I advised a
friend. I've already told you that story, dude. I advised that friend because, yes, her boyfriend
was super macho, super homophobic, treated my gay friend terribly and it turns out he
was fucking my gay friend. And I told my friend, poke his ass first. Yeah, when
you're making love, poke his ass. And the guy loved it. And I said, well, I...
He liked it and then everything went to hell. Now check his anus. And he tells me, dude, it was really round.
I mean, it wasn't a balloon knot, it was, well, a circle. When a man does it that way
around there, it's a circle, it doesn't have a balloon knot. This is what I'm going to tell you. Check him
at home and you'll thank me, girls. They're fucking your husband bareback.
That's the reality, sweetie.
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Original transcript (Spanish)
lo que le dije a mi amiga y vi güey ni al caso, yo revisé el ano, neta, lo tiene más abierto de lo normal güey, neta, un hombre que ha cogido por el ano. Güey, ¿cómo vas a llegar tú con Juan de que te voy a revisar el ano? Así. Tengo dudas Juan. Órale. Viene revisión de ano. Sí. No, pues cuando estés haciendo el amor o lo que sea, Chema, que atreveras. Si ustedes dudan de su pareja, revisen el ano. Eso se lo aconsejé a una
amiga. Yo ya te he contado esa historia, güey. Esa amiga se lo aconsejé porque sí, su vato era súper machista, súper homofóbico, trataba súper mal a mi amigo gay y resulta que se cogía con mi amigo gay. Y yo le dije a mi amiga, pícale primero el culo. Sí, cuando estés haciendo el amor, pícale el culo. Y al vato le encantó. Y dije, no, pues le gustó y la chingada. Ahora revísale el ano. Y me dice, güey, lo tenía muy redondo. O
sea, no era un nudo de globo, era una, pues un círculo. Ustedes cuando un hombre lo hace por ahí, tiene círculo, no tiene nudo de globo. Esto es lo que yo te voy a decir. Revísale en casita y me lo van a agradecer, chamacas. A tu esposo se la están clavando a pelo. Es la realidad, quesito.
