English transcript

Michelle, that's who I sit next to at funerals.

And I was kind of teasing her and stuff,

and I slipped her an Altoid.

Not as a joke, but I thought she might want one.

And I got in the car afterwards,

and he said, you're trending.

I didn't know what trending meant.

And it turns out the country is starved

to see a white center-right Republican

and a African-American center-left Democrat

having fun and being able to converse,

not as political figures, but as citizens.