Critique on Affordability and Luxury

You find petrol and diesel expensive.

You find LPG expensive.

You find a 0.4% MDR on UPI transactions expensive

but you

have no problem with Starlink's monthly subscription package.

You're talking big,

as if you could afford it.

You can't afford new underwear. For the past two years, you've been wearing the same pair.

Your slippers have become like paper, yet you haven't replaced them.

But Elon brother's internet,

you'll be able to afford.

So jealous of Ambani, so jealous

that all of you have lost your minds.

So today, I want to give you people a suggestion: get an LPC

for your land made quickly.

Quit cigarettes and alcohol. Go for a walk every morning. Start eating clean and tasty

food, all of you. Drink water,

because to subscribe to Elon brother's internet, you'll have to sell your insides.

बेचना होगा।

I'm thinking too. I want to tell you.

I don't have the money to buy a Maruti 800.

No. They call me Alto, these Renault Kwid

and such seem expensive to me.

But I'm going to buy

a Lamborghini.