A Theater Company Debuts with Caesar, Queen Elizabeth, and Royal Jokes

I've founded my own company of players, Anthropic.

Uh, we make our public debut tomorrow.

Keep up, Deriosus.

Yes, sir.

Don't you mean Your Super Intelligence?

Sir Donald now demands we address him as Your Super Intelligence.

He insisted on real daggers for the play.

I'm playing Caesar.

Her Majesty Elizabeth, the Virgin Queen.

Who verified that?

Uh, I've personally satisfied Her Majesty's

every need for 20 years.

I should know. She's never asked for another man.

I meant to say I serviced her.

That's not better.

He wanted to go public, wanted his stock to go up.

Both happened.

Now he's complaining.

Nobody respects women more than I do.

Nobody.

Now that's a patriotic ass. Huge.

Terrific.

She's my ex. We have

four children.

His lordship tastes are most refined. He judges beauty from behind.

Fair Nick, he needs no crown or throne.

Each cheek's a kingdom of its own.