Sarah Silverman on Britney Spears

Ladies and gentlemen, Sarah Silverman.

Hi. Wow. Hey, Paul.

This is so exciting. Was that incredible? Britney Spears, everyone.

Wow.

She is amazing. I mean, she is

25 years old, and she's already accomplished

everything she's gonna accomplish in her life.

It's, it's mind-blowing, and she's so grown up. She's a mother,

you know?

It's crazy. It's weird to think that just a few years ago

on this very show, she was this, like, sweet, innocent

little girl in slutty clothes writhing around with a python.

Nah, that's not nice, calling Madonna a python.

But have you seen Britney's kids?

Oh my God, they are the most adorable mistakes

you will ever see.

They are so cute. They're,

they're as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of.

I'm... What? I'm serious. They're this cute, you guys.

Every time they turn the lights down.

Just wanna go that extra mile for you.

Put my display of affection.

This beer is...

wonderful.

Oh,

give me more,

give me more. More, more, more. Give me more.

Give

me more.

I just want more.