Arabic → English transcript

Come on, man, what’s that?

Please tell me this is first class. Sit up straight when you talk to me like that.

Please tell me this is first class. Sit up straight when you talk to me like that.

What’s that, Nasser? Nasser, what’s wrong with you,

يا عم ناصر مالك عمال تترقص وأنت داخل كده ليه؟

Aren’t you ashamed for your mom’s bald head like that?

Damn, what a total disaster, what is it? Come here, come here.

What on earth is this? I have absolutely no clue...

What on earth is this? I have absolutely no clue...

“ No clue,” acting all American on me, huh?

You clearly look like you’re from Shubra. Huh?

Speak to me in Arabic. I have absolutely no clue how that got there.

Aren’t these things handed out outside?

Shahibar is handing out bombs to you now? Does he hate me that much?

Who gave you this? Who gave you this? Your day is ruined, what is that?

يا نهاركم أسود، إيه ده؟

Great. This is a boost in a brain suit... That’s English?

Honestly, I don’t understand a thing. A Messi T- shirt, a lighter… Oh,

تيشيرت ميسي، ولاعة... آه ولاعة عشان تـ...

I swear.

يا نهاركم أسود ومنيل.

Isn’t there any exception? Shahibar! What explanation?

Isn’t there any exception? Shahibar! What explanation?

You came here to blow up the whole world, man, you son of sixty dogs.

Your night is cursed. Shuheibar, don't tell me you… agreed with them.

شحيبر، أوعى تكون ها؟ متفق معاهم.

Honestly, you two look alike.

Honestly, I do not feel safe with you two. Go on, brother.

Come here. So you were the one banging? Come here, brother.

Come here. So you were the one banging? Come here, brother.

Honestly, I don’t understand anything about that outfit you’re wearing. Shorts with

a cardigan…

Stand up straight, stand up straight so I can talk to you. Riza Johnson.

Riza Johnson.

All right, man, Riza. I swear on my mother,

if I find bombs, like, look, I’ll take everything inside me out on you.

Yeah, smile like that, my brother, smile. What is this? Wait, that's not mine.

إيه ده؟

Oh my God, this is not a whiskey bottle. This is a whiskey barrel, a whiskey barrel!

Oh my God, this is not a whiskey bottle. This is a whiskey barrel, a whiskey barrel!

ده برميل ويسكي، برميل ويسكي!

Thanks, this will come in handy. Thank you for that one.

Thank you for that one.

Oh dear, your bombs are tiny, not like theirs.

You think that means I won't see them? Huh? I won't see it? Come here.

Move the damn line. Move the damn line?

Come on, you daughter of sixty dogs. You are the one talking? What… you, huh?

أنتِ اللي بتتكلمي؟

I’ll let it slide this time. Just give me five dollars. Give me five dollars,

Just give me five dollar.

anything from here or… Man, get something, man. Man, get something. Okay, I was

anything from here or… Man, get something, man. Man, get something. Okay, I was

يا عم هات حاجة.

wrong, here I am. Shahibar! Problem? There is 600 problem. Take it…

wrong, here I am. Shahibar! Problem? There is 600 problem. Take it…

take this for me, Shahibar.

This is completely bad for fashion. How’s it going?

Is there space inside or what are we gonna do? Bless you, boss. Come on, let’s go.

تسلم يا كبير. تعالى يالا.

Welcome.

Let me know if you need anything. I will need your…

I will need your...

Ah okay, by God, you look… you really look respectable and stylish.

Ramadan Mabrouk Abul Alamein Hammouda.

I’m not sure if that would be accepted. Yes, welcome to Egypt, sir.

Yes, welcome Egypt sir.

Looks like I’m clear. Enjoy, enjoy. Make sure to

Enjoy, enjoy.

Make sure to rent camel...