Zlatan's Hair and Table Tennis Challenge

You know, Zlatan, you know what he told me?

Never cut your hair because the strength is in the hair.

No!

So, what can I do? I have to listen to him, no?

OK, what about this?

If you lose this game of table tennis, I shave your head tonight.

That's it.

F***ing hell.

And clearly, he didn't lose that game of table tennis, Zlatan.

So, the strength is in the hair. So, why did you cut it?

Because I wanted to get rid of my strength, no?

No.

I truly believed that when I was playing.

When things were going good, I had my ponytail.

And I remember Haaland also, when he showed up in the big stage,

we had the same agent that unfortunately passed away a couple of years ago,

but I saw him with this long pony hair and my agent was telling me,

listen, I saw a difference, Zlatan, in him.

Wow.

And I said to him, keep that hair because that hair is going to bring you

far, far, far, far, where you want to come.