Condom Size Guidance Using Toilet Paper

With your penis erect,

this toilet paper

thread it through the cardboard tube,

if there are, um, lots of gaps,

then you are a size S.

Yes, those with lots of gaps.

And those for whom it fits snugly

are a size M.

Size M. It's a condom.

You know, a condom. Size M.

Those who say it won't fit are size L

or above.

And whether this is an LL size

or an LLL size,

I don't really know,

but

um, what I want you to use this toilet

paper tube for

is,

well, even among condom manufacturers,

the sizes

can vary slightly, even if labeled S.

差があります。

So, even taking those variations

into account, someone who is size L

would never choose an S,

because

then, you know, when shopping,

you'd be wasting money.

You can't use something

that doesn't fit your size, can you?