Chinese → English transcript
Alright? Not alright? Let me take a look—come on, I'll say it.
Yay!
Ah!
Ah!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Haha, this one has more energy.
You two can argue for an hour — you've got huge nerve.
Really, really—come on, come on, come on.
Oh, honey, I'm gonna hit.
Yay!
Not moving.
Hehehehehe.
There is!
Hahahahaha.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Hahaha.
This time it's impossible — don't grab.
Let go!
One.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Let go — watch my timing.
Yay — when you see it, don't move.
Just sit there quietly and listen to the sounds.
Hahahahaha.
Even someone with little stamina can do it, huh.
It's just a fake little tweak, right?
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Hey, mouse!
Yay—did you see that?
Hahaha.
No need to say it.
Those two just prove there's something going on here.
I think in the middle he'll probably turn back and make adjustments.
Ah, come on, come on—I'll let you have it, I'll give it to you.
You're not happy? Not happy?
Lie down.
Come on, I have to find a doctor.
Oh, come on.
Hahahahahahaha.
Ouch!
This is really a lot.
I know you just did that because of your loved one.
I can feel you.
Hahaha, find another hand!
Run forward from the opening, run forward!
Come forward—your turn.
Hahaha, I think it'll still hit.
Hold me!
Dodge and I'll come again.
I couldn't see—he dodged.
Good luck and great fortune…
End of transcript · 256 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Chinese)
好沒有好我看看來來吧我說啊 耶 啊 啊 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
哈哈這位氣勢比較大啊 你們吵一對鐘心肝非常大 真的真的來來來 哎老公呦我敲 耶
不動 哎嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿 有耶 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 你咋你咋做
哈哈哈哈 這回不可能別抓 拔手 一 哈哈哈
哈哈哈 哈哈哈 來來來來 拔手看我的時間 耶看見侯就不動
就坐著默默的聽聲員味 哈哈哈哈哈 這個體力小也可以啊 假微調對吧 來來來來
哎老鼠 耶看見沒有啊 哈哈哈 不用講 那倆就證明有敵敵會這有史
我看中間其實他也會找回頭改 呀來來來來讓給你好了讓給你 是不高興不高興 躺在一 來我總要找個醫生
哦來 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 哎呦 這事真多了 我知道你剛才因為摯愛行碰的
我能感覺你 哈哈哈再找個爪啊 從口往前跑啊往前跑 對前來你來 哈哈哈我看還會碰啊
拿住我 你躲開我再來 我看不見他躲開了 大吉大利…