Japanese → English transcript

Wasn’t today’s group date insane?

Hey.

It was insane.

Why did no one pay?

Why aren’t they paying?

I mean, this is literally my first time seeing that.

Hey, it’s supposed to be split, right?

Yeah.

Unbelievable, right?

No, unbelievable, seriously, totally unbelievable.

Why aren’t the guys paying?

Yeah, seriously, for real.

They’re crazy, right?

And on top of that, we actually

went to the bathroom to give them time, right?

Yeah.

Exactly.

Like, do they even get that?

And then when we came back,

they were all just sitting like normal with calculators out.

Right? I know.

What, down to the last few yen?

They went to like ultra-ultra decimals, right?

I was like, “Seriously disgusting.”

I honestly could not handle it.

I was like, wow, guys like that really exist.

Like I seriously never want to see those people again.

Exactly, seriously.

Hey.

Never seeing them again.

By the way, did you see that guy on the left?

Huh?

Did you see him?

That producer guy?

Yeah.

I saw him!

Him, right?

Those gel nails.

For real.

I was like, “So gross.”

So disgusting.

Guys with gel nails,

I seriously think they should just stop.

For real, seriously.

I’m like, what are they even thinking?

No, no, no.

I want them to stop.

That was insane, right?

And did you see that booth next to us?

Huh?

The booth next door, here.

Here?

Here!

Did you see?

He had a tattoo, right?

Of a kiss mark.

He had a kiss-mark tattoo.

That was insane too, right?

By the way, that was probably a sticker.

Seriously?

Wait, that was a sticker?

When the light hit it—

I mean—

Ahahahaha.

Pfft.

Huh?

You know that,

before the ad break—

Since it was Gaō-kun, I thought I’d slip it in.

So he really went and got it done then?

Gross.

Gross.

That’s messed up.

I seriously cannot with that.

And that booth next to us,

they were band fans, right?

That bald band fan.

The bald-guy booth.

Hey.

Hey, did you see?

I saw.

So, you know,

I knew it, right?

He totally had colored contacts in, right?

I’m pretty sure he definitely did.

It was definitely in, right?

It was in.

Because it shifted a bit partway through.

Hahaha.

When she turned this way, it was like only her eyes stayed here.

Creepy.

There’s no way an old guy could shift like that.

No, first of all, it’s already impossible that he confidently wears colored contacts.

No, I get it, I get it.

Did you really see it?

What do you mean?

I’m getting goosebumps all by myself.

Like, “What is going on with his eyes?”

I’m freezing, I’m freezing.

So, what was that thing on the far right?

That was just an old man, right?

Just a normal old man, right?

He was only sitting there, right?

He was just sitting there.

And on top of that, he wasn’t even drinking.

He wasn’t drinking, he really wasn’t.

And at the end, that guy was eating a parfait.

That guy was eating a parfait at the end.

I know.

Like, silently.

By the way, you know that thing?

You set up a camera here…

Huh? What do you mean, what do you mean?

Hahaha.

Then it shows up on that mystery-style Instagram.

With text all over it.

It’ll probably go up today or tomorrow.

I might check it out.

The parfait is going to get posted?

Who’s gonna watch that?

And then he’s got something stuck here again.

It was gross the whole time.

At least take care of yourself around your hometown.

Seriously.

Excuse me, sir, excuse me, sir.

Sorry, excuse me… um…