Dark Humor in a Comedic Dialogue

And clap.

Famine.

Famine.

Gulag laughter. Famine.

Gulag laughter. We're laughing.

Comrade. One last clap.

Hey, handsome.

I may not have killed as many people as the others, but I'm the sexiest one in the

crew. Right, Gulaga?

Augusto Pinochet is here.

Works every time, and luckily this time I don't catch you

jerking

off to your Ryan Goslin poster.

You don't make that kind of joke. You know I'm terrified of helicopters.

And wait till you see who just showed up in the living room.

What's up, bitch?

You gonna keep sulking like a communist baby for long?

I'm not sulking.

Okay, cool.

So actually,

I think we need to change the rules of who's the boss.

You really wanna go over this again? It's a matter of justice and truth.

Watching you strut around with your 80 million, that's not fair.

We're communists. We don't give a shit about justice

or truth.

Oh, you piss me off with your wise Buddhist

monk act.

I beat the Nazis. You hear that? I kicked the Nazis' ass.

Okay, you're right. You beat the Nazis and I didn't, but at least

I never slept with them.

Uh, don't change the subject.

If I fucked your mother and right after I saved her from a fire,

would you thank

me and forget I made her climb the curtains with my spring roll?

My spaghetti's getting cold.

Yo, motherfuckers.

Sorry, man, we tried to stop him from coming,

but even if he's small, he's really

strong.

So you're the one who pushed to kick me out of the crew?

No. Why would you say that? You know I've always thought of you as an

Asian

brother, right? Guevara told me you said I

was ruining the group's image.

Is that true? Oh, wait, I forgot to feed Gulaga. Later.

I'm staying. I've always loved kung fu movies.

So what's the problem, fake brother? Cambodia isn't good enough for you, huh?

Could you for once in your life tell the truth, or would that hurt your ass?

You want the truth?

Actually, I'm jealous of you.

There.

I'm jealous because even in a tiny country,

you made communism shine like nobody

else.

The way you starved your people and wiped out your opponents,

that was great art.

I think you're the best of us.

That's my brother.

He's a beast. That's why he's the boss.

I beat the Nazis.

Tonight's gonna be your night.