Japanese → English transcript

Hey, is your TV getting it properly?

Oh, I don’t have a TV at home.

Because they said that thing doesn’t work.

It often doesn’t really work, right?

Huh? What doesn’t?

I mean, “work-free” isn’t working, right?

They said it wasn’t working.

That’s why we went to, like, Corn Edison or whatever.

Huh?

What?

Look, when you zoom in, the middle is still burning a lot.

Yeah.

Let’s look with a bit of zoom.

Yeah, let’s look with a bit of zoom.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Oh, damn!

Look, found it.

Oh, damn, there it is!

See!

Whoa…

Hey!

This is bad.

Whoa!

No way!

It’s gone now.

This is bad, this is bad, this is bad.

Everyone down there is in serious trouble.

This is bad.

This is really, really, really bad.

This is bad, this is bad.

Everyone down there is going to die.

All the buildings around it are wiped out.

The reporters covering it are all going to die too.

Yeah.

The people down there are going to die.

Hey, that spread was insane, wasn’t it?

Amazing.

It’s bad.

Hey, about just now, with that fire—

It wasn’t because of that, right?

There was another explosion, right?

Wasn’t there?

Didn’t it go up from the bottom?

Yeah, it exploded, boom, from the bottom there.

It’s gone.

This is bad.

Did you see it?

Yeah.

You saw it?

It exploded.

This is bad.

You can’t even realize it in time.

What happened? Did it fall? Did it explode?

It exploded.

It exploded.

From the middle.

From the middle?

Yeah, from the middle.

From where the crash was?

That might be it, but…

This is bad.

This is bad.

This is bad.

I don’t think it was because of the fire.

They said the building exploded.

What?

Over there.

Right there.

I heard it on the radio.

What?

The “Pysler” is there.

“Pysler”?

The Empire is…

On the radio, thirty seconds ago—

They said the “Pysler” is there.

They just said it now, right?

They said “Empire,” right?

They’re not just making stuff up, right?

Huh?

What about the “Pysler”? Did it fall?

It’s exploding now.

What happened?

What happened?

The Paisler is gone.

What’s wrong?

We don’t get any rescue helis or anything.

Hey.

Why isn’t anything showing up, I wonder.

Why isn’t anything showing up, I wonder.

Normally, like with office buildings,

rescue helis show up.

I kind of remember that.

We were eating online food together, and—

“You’re in the middle, sort of either way,” like that.

You’re working, huh.

What is happening?

What?

Uh, which one is it?

The lower one is tall, but the right side is taller.

It’s the left side, right? The tall one.

Probably, we at least have to go from there to the right side.

Then one person just has to go through now.

We just need to spin one more time.

Ah, it collapsed.

Oh, it worked.

Couldn’t make it.

Oh crap.

Awesome.

The glass is flying like crazy.

There’s nothing.

Whoa, it fell over sideways.

Awesome.

So it really is sideways.

The bomb they were selling so nicely like that…

Were they using that just now? That was a bomb.

Isn’t it not a bomb?

They were selling it so nicely like that.

It totally wasn’t selling.

It was not selling.

It just wasn’t selling, right.