Transcript · Japanese → English

Discussion on Hair Removal Experiences

The phrasing?

Like, "Do you clean your room?"

or something, there's a way to ask.

Man,

there's a better way to phrase that.

If you phrased it differently,

- I would totally answer you.

"Are you getting hair removal?"

- Yeah. I am. The machines have advanced

so much,

so I thought it'd be better,

but it hurt so much.

- I was practically screaming.

- What? You did your butt?

I did. Obviously you'd do that.

- It hurt like crazy.

- Were you moaning?

It wasn't just moaning,

- it was like, "Whoa!"

Does it hurt that much? It hurts.

I've only done my asshole,

- but I have gotten it done before.

- How was it?

- It didn't really hurt that much.

- Was that IPL? Light?

- It was medical laser hair removal.

- It didn't hurt?

I figured since you have so much experience,

- it doesn't hurt.

I don't have much experience.

I'm glad I got it done, though.

I went to a Korean jjimjilbang,

and this old lady,

while I was stark naked, in Korean,

was using so, so much force.

She put so much pressure right here

and kept talking to me.

I had no idea what she was saying.

But it was probably like,

"Why are you so hairless?"

She kept saying that

- over and over, like this.

Huh. Dededede.

- Was she super bushy that day?

- Completely bushy.

Like, "Wait, how do you do that?"

- or something. I don't know.

- You don't know what she said.

- Ah, what... Ah, true.

Because it was in Korean.

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Original transcript (Japanese)

言い方? お部屋のやってますか? とかさ、言い方あるじゃん。 お前さ、 お前言い方あるじゃん。

それさ、言い方変えたら - 別全然答えれんだよ。 脱毛してますかって - ね。してる。やっぱ機械がこ んなに進ん

で良くなったと思ったら めっちゃ痛かったよ。 - 発狂だよもう。 - え?お尻にやったんすか? やったよ。それやるだろ。

- めっちゃ痛かった。 - あんあん言ってた? あんあんとかじゃない - 。うわー。 そんな痛いの?痛いよ。

尻の穴だけなんや - けどやったことあるんですよ。 - どうだった? - 別にそんな痛くなかった。 - それ光か、光。

- 医療脱毛の方ですよ。 - 痛くないの? 経験値豊富だから痛くねえ - んだなと思って。 経験値少ないもんね。

やっといてよかった。 韓国のチムジルバン行って、 おばあちゃんに すっぽんぽんのまま韓国語 でめっちゃ、めっちゃ力なの。

ここめっちゃ力入れて、めっ ちゃ話しかけてくんの。 何言ってるかわかんないの。 多分だけど、あんたなんで そんなつるつるなの?

すっごい言ってくん - の。こうやってめっちゃ。 へー。デデデデ。 - その日ボーボーだった? - ボーボーだよ。

え?どうやってやんの? - みたいな。わかんない。 - 何言ってるかわかんない。 - あ、何、あ、確かに。 韓国語だから。

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