Transcript · Japanese → English
Discussion on Hair Removal Experiences
The phrasing?
Like, "Do you clean your room?"
or something, there's a way to ask.
Man,
there's a better way to phrase that.
If you phrased it differently,
- I would totally answer you.
"Are you getting hair removal?"
- Yeah. I am. The machines have advanced
so much,
so I thought it'd be better,
but it hurt so much.
- I was practically screaming.
- What? You did your butt?
I did. Obviously you'd do that.
- It hurt like crazy.
- Were you moaning?
It wasn't just moaning,
- it was like, "Whoa!"
Does it hurt that much? It hurts.
I've only done my asshole,
- but I have gotten it done before.
- How was it?
- It didn't really hurt that much.
- Was that IPL? Light?
- It was medical laser hair removal.
- It didn't hurt?
I figured since you have so much experience,
- it doesn't hurt.
I don't have much experience.
I'm glad I got it done, though.
I went to a Korean jjimjilbang,
and this old lady,
while I was stark naked, in Korean,
was using so, so much force.
She put so much pressure right here
and kept talking to me.
I had no idea what she was saying.
But it was probably like,
"Why are you so hairless?"
She kept saying that
- over and over, like this.
Huh. Dededede.
- Was she super bushy that day?
- Completely bushy.
Like, "Wait, how do you do that?"
- or something. I don't know.
- You don't know what she said.
- Ah, what... Ah, true.
Because it was in Korean.
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Original transcript (Japanese)
言い方? お部屋のやってますか? とかさ、言い方あるじゃん。 お前さ、 お前言い方あるじゃん。
それさ、言い方変えたら - 別全然答えれんだよ。 脱毛してますかって - ね。してる。やっぱ機械がこ んなに進ん
で良くなったと思ったら めっちゃ痛かったよ。 - 発狂だよもう。 - え?お尻にやったんすか? やったよ。それやるだろ。
- めっちゃ痛かった。 - あんあん言ってた? あんあんとかじゃない - 。うわー。 そんな痛いの?痛いよ。
尻の穴だけなんや - けどやったことあるんですよ。 - どうだった? - 別にそんな痛くなかった。 - それ光か、光。
- 医療脱毛の方ですよ。 - 痛くないの? 経験値豊富だから痛くねえ - んだなと思って。 経験値少ないもんね。
やっといてよかった。 韓国のチムジルバン行って、 おばあちゃんに すっぽんぽんのまま韓国語 でめっちゃ、めっちゃ力なの。
ここめっちゃ力入れて、めっ ちゃ話しかけてくんの。 何言ってるかわかんないの。 多分だけど、あんたなんで そんなつるつるなの?
すっごい言ってくん - の。こうやってめっちゃ。 へー。デデデデ。 - その日ボーボーだった? - ボーボーだよ。
え?どうやってやんの? - みたいな。わかんない。 - 何言ってるかわかんない。 - あ、何、あ、確かに。 韓国語だから。