Transcript · English → Indonesian
Family dynamics during illness
Hanya jika kau menjaga jarak
Jan?
Pak.
Oh, Mike. Ini saatnya rapat.
Aku baru saja mau—
Tidak, ayo
lah, ayo
lah
Untuk apa rapat di saat seperti ini ketika anak kita di atas sedang kena
campak?
Dua anak. Jan juga kena campak.
Wah. Apa kata dokter?
Dokter yang mana? Ada dua dokter di atas.
Kenapa dua?
Tentu saja aku memanggil Dr. Porter, dan tentu saja kau memanggil Dr. Cameron.
Satu tambah satu jadi dua.
Luar biasa. Dua dokter sama-sama datang ke rumah,
mereka bisa didepak dari AMA.
Kau belum mendengar kelanjutannya. Dr. Porter itu dokter perempuan.
Oh.
Dan Peter tidak mau dokter perempuan.
Sayang, aku tak bisa menyalahkannya. Pria tak ingin wanita, kau tahu,
mengukur suhu tubuhnya.
Yah, Jan juga tidak begitu senang pria
mengukur suhunya.
Dr. Cameron dokter yang sangat hebat.
Yah, Dr. Porter juga dokter yang sangat hebat.
Maksudku, dia merawat anak-anak perempuan dengan baik
selama—
Ada apa?
Kami kena campak.
Kami berempat.
Ralat, kami berenam.
Maksudmu Jan dan Peter juga kena?
Sebaiknya kau hubungi Dr. Porter.
Dr. Cameron.
Dr. Porter.
Dr. Cameron.
Tunggu dulu.
Mereka berdua ada di lantai atas.
Aku suka Dr. Cameron. Dia memberi lolipop. Dr.
Porter memberi lolipop yang tahan lama.
Dokter pasti punya kesepakatan dengan dokter gigi.
Dr. Cameron.
Dr.
Porter.
Dr. Cameron.
Dr. Porter.
Yah, kami, eh, menghargai—
Yah, kalian berdua sungguh sangat baik sudah—
Ya
datang.
Kami, eh, ingin, eh… Maksudku—
Ya. Yah, Mike dan aku, eh, eh, kami tentu akan membicarakan
situasi ini.
Ya.
Kami mengerti. Tentu tidak perlu menggandakan
dokter-doktermu.
Yah, uh, kami ingin yang terbaik bagi, apa yang terbaik bagi anak-anak.
Baiklah. Tentukan pilihanmu.
Ya.
Benar, Dr. Cameron.
Benar. Dan semoga pria terbaik, uh, atau wanita
yang menang.
Yah—
Sampai jumpa
Sekali lagi terima kasih.
Tentu.
Benar.
Sampai jumpa.
Sayang, bisakah kau berhenti cemas dan santai? Kita akan pakai doktermu.
Aku takkan mau.
Kenapa?
Kalau kita memakai dokterku dan terjadi apa-apa,
aku takkan pernah memaafkan diriku.
Oh, baiklah. Kalau kita pakai dokterku, aku takkan memaafkan diriku.
Tidak, aku tak mau.
Oke. Kau memaksa. Kita pakai dokterku.
Baiklah.
Tunggu sebentar.
Ha ha ha.
Tunggu apa?
Kau mengakalku. Pakai doktermu, itu maumu sejak awal, memakai
doktermu.
Kau keberatan? Kalau begitu kita bisa pakai doktermu.
Oh, tidak. Cara itu juga takkan berhasil.
Oh, ayolah, Mike. Kenapa tidak kita tunda saja sampai kau bisa
menentukan dokter yang mana?
Saat ini, aku rela berobat ke dukun sekalipun.
Oh, Greg. Kau memenangkan jalur keretaku.
Aku akan bermurah hati. Kau boleh naik gratis.
Terima kasih banyak. Giliranmu, Peter.
Aku hanya butuh dua bagian lagi. Enam.
Ah, meleset.
Wah, enak sekali hidup seperti ini, ya?
Ya. Kalau memang harus sakit, campak jelas tidak ada tandingannya.
Benar sekali.
Tanpa obat.
Dari dalam ataupun luar. Maksudku suntikan.
Jangan sebut-sebut suntikan. Hih.
Kau mendarat di mana?
Aku memenangkan yacht 90 kaki. Siapa pemilik yacht besar itu?
Jan.
Siapa peduli? Lagi pula aku mabuk laut. Marcia, bisakah kau beri tahu
Bobby untuk berhenti? Dengar, anak-anak.
Kalian sudah janji akan di ruangan sebelah dan mewarnai. Itu yang kami lakukan.
Kami sedang mewarnai. Aku mewarnai seekor harimau, lalu Bobby mewarnai
jerapah, dan sekarang Bobby ingin mewarnaiku.
Kamu? Totol-totolku. Kupikir akan lebih bagus berwarna hijau.
Kembalilah mewarnai bukumu. Dan Bobby, totol-totolnya akan tampak jelek kalau berwarna
hijau.
Hei, bagaimana kalau biru? Aku bisa membuat totolnya berwarna biru.
Aku suka warnanya merah seperti sekarang. Pergilah, kalian berdua. Kembali ke buku mewarnai kalian.
Kau menyebalkan sekali, Cindy. Pergilah.
Mereka berdua bersikap sangat kekanak-kanakan. Ayo, Jan.
Giliranmu.
Wah, aku sungguh merindukan Bu Kittredge dan kelas aljabar itu.
Aku sampai hampir menangis. Hu-hu.
Ya. Semuanya akan sempurna
kecuali para dokternya. Terutama dokter perempuan itu.
Ya. Perempuan seharusnya menjadi perawat.
Laki-laki seharusnya menjadi dokter.
Siapa bilang? Ada perawat laki-laki.
Di mana?
Ya, sebutkan satu tempat. Rumah sakit daerah.
Aku baru memenangkannya, dan mulai sekarang, isinya hanya akan ada dokter
perempuan dan perawat laki-laki.
Kapan kalian akan menyerah? Semua orang tahu dokter laki-laki
lebih baik daripada
dokter perempuan.
Kamu bukan semua orang. Kamu bahkan bukan siapa-siapa.
Kamu dengar itu, Greg?
Kalian terus bicara begitu, dan—
Tuan-tuan, jika kalian tidak suka obrolan di ruangan
ini—yang kebetulan
adalah kamar perempuan— Benar.
Kenapa kalian tidak pergi saja? Enyahlah!
Ayo, Peter. Kita paham maksudnya.
Ya, lagipula sudah waktunya makan siang.
Dan gara-gara itu, Marsha, tak ada tumpangan gratis di keretaku.
Aku tahu ada satu lagi di suatu tempat.
Aku baru ingat tempatnya. Di garasi. Aku akan segera kembali.
Itu kamu, Cindy?
Ya, Ibu.
Jus jerukmu akan segera siap.
Punyamu juga, Bobby.
Oh, Marcia, bisakah itu menunggu?
Greg, ayahmu sedang mencari lonceng.
Sekarang tolong berhenti memukul drum konyol itu.
Selamat Tahun Baru, Jan.
Jika kau mau menunggu sebentar, Sersan Peter,
makan siangmu akan segera tiba.
Oh, Alice, tahu tidak?
Pasti saat aku tidur malam ini, aku akan bermimpi tentang lonceng.
Aku selalu bermimpi tentang lonceng. Jenisnya selalu sama,
lonceng pernikahan.
Lalu aku terbangun.
Cukup sudah. Tidak ada lagi drum bongo untuk Greg.
Oh, syukurlah.
Ya, aku terus merasa bahwa suku pedalaman mulai gelisah.
Ayo, Mike, kita bawa nampan ini ke atas.
Oke.
Semuanya sudah ada di sini?
Kurasa begitu. Ada, eh, enam nampan makan siang, eh,
lima buku komik, empat teka-teki gambar, tiga trik sulap,
dua batang es krim.
Dan satu
lonceng sapi.
Hebat sekali ada orang yang bisa bernyanyi saat orang lain sedang sekarat.
Kenapa anak-anak selalu bilang mereka sekarat?
Karena bagi pikiran anak-anak, itu adalah
cara jitu untuk membalas dendam.
Tapi kau harus akui, anak-anak bersikap sangat baik.
Bagaimanapun juga, mereka merasa tidak nyaman dan gatal-gatal.
Ya, dan terkurung di tempat tidur. Yah, menurutku mereka luar biasa.
Sama sekali tidak merepotkan.
Kau bilang apa tadi, Nyonya Brady?
Sebentar, sebentar.
Aku menunggu. Aku menunggu.
Silakan duluan, Sayangku, biar kuambilkan.
Oh, terima kasih, Tuan yang baik hati.
Oh,
terima kasih.
Oke.
Oke, Kawan-kawan. Ini dia, makan siang.
Makan siang, makan siang, makan siang.
Semuanya bangun.
Semuanya mengantre karena ini waktunya makan, dan makanan seperti ini belum pernah kalian lihat.
Ini.
Ini, Greg. Ini n-
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Original transcript (English)
Only if you keep your distance Jan? Sir. Oh, Mike. It's in conference time. Well, I was just going in to-
No, come on, come on What's with a conference at a time like this when we have a kid upstairs with the measles?
Two kids. Jan has the measles too. Oh, wow. What'd the doctor say? Which one? There are two doctors up there. Why two? Well, naturally I called Dr. Porter, and naturally you called Dr. Cameron.
One and one makes two. Amazing. Two doctors both making house calls, they may be drummed out of the AMA. You haven't heard the rest of the story. Dr. Porter is a woman doctor. Oh.
And Peter doesn't want a woman doctor. Honey, I can't say I blame him. A guy doesn't want a woman, you know, taking his temperature. Well, Jan isn't exactly thrilled about a man taking hers.
Dr. Cameron's a very fine doctor. Well, Dr. Porter's a very fine doctor too. I mean, she's taken marvelous care of the girls for- What's wrong?
We've got the measles. All four of us. Correction, all six of us. You mean Jan and Peter have them too? Well, you better call Dr. Porter.
Dr. Cameron. Dr. Porter. Dr. Cameron. Hold it. They're both upstairs.
I like Dr. Cameron. He gives lollipops. Dr. Porter gives all-day suckers. Doctors must have an arrangement with dentists. Dr. Cameron. Dr.
Porter. Dr. Cameron. Dr. Porter. Well, we, uh, appreciate your- Well, it certainly was kind of both of you to-
Yes ... come. We, uh, would like, uh... What I mean to- Yes. Well, Mike and I, uh, uh, we certainly are going to discuss this situation.
Yeah. We understand. It certainly isn't necessary to double your doctors. Well, uh, we want who's best for the, what's best for the children. Well, fine. You make your choice.
Yeah. That's right, Dr. Cameron. Right. And may the best man, uh, or woman win. Well-
Bye ... thanks again. Sure. Right. Bye.
Oh, honey, will you stop worrying and relax? We'll use your doctor. I wouldn't dream of it. Why? If we used my doctor and anything went wrong, I'd never forgive myself.
Oh, fine. Then we use my doctor and I'd never forgive myself. Nuh-uh, wouldn't do it. Okay. You insist. We'll use my doctor. Fine. Hold it.
Ha ha ha. Hold what? You outmaneuvered me. Use your doctor, that's what you wanted all along, to use your doctor. You object? Then we can use your doctor.
Oh, no. That's not gonna work either. Oh, come on, Mike. Why don't we just put it off until you can decide which doctor? At this point I'd settle for a witch doctor. Oh, Greg. You won my railroad.
I'll be a sport. You can ride on it free. Thanks a lot. It's your turn, Peter. All I need is two more halves. Six. Ah, missed it. Boy, this is the life, isn't it?
Yeah. If you have to get sick, you sure can't beat the measles. That's right. No medicine. Inside or out. Like shots, I mean. Don't even mention shots. Yech.
Where'd you land? I won a 90-foot yacht. Who owned that big yacht? Jan. Who cares? I get seasick anyway. Marcia, would you please tell Bobby to stop it? Listen, you kids.
You promised you'd stay in the other room and color. That's what we're doing. We're coloring. I colored a tiger, then Bobby colored a giraffe, and now Bobby wants to color me. You? My spots. I thought they'd look better green. Go back and color your books. And Bobby, her spots would look rotten in
green. Hey, how about blue? I could make her spots blue. I like them red like they are. Go on, you two. Back to your coloring books. You're a pain in the humps, Cindy. Go on. Those two act like such children. Come on, Jan.
It's your turn. Boy, I sure am lonesome for Mrs. Kittredge and that algebra class. I could almost cry. Boo-hoo. Yeah. Everything would be perfect , except for the doctors. Especially that woman doctor.
Yeah. Women are supposed to be nurses. Men are supposed to be doctors. Who says so? There are men nurses. Where? Yeah, name one place. The county hospital.
I just won it, and from now on, it's gonna have nothing but women doctors and men nurses. When are you girls gonna give up? Everybody knows men doctors are better than women doctors.
You're not everybody. You're not even anybody. Did you hear that, Greg? You keep talking like that, girls, and- Gentlemen, if you don't like the conversation in this room- Which by
coincidence happens to be a woman's room- True. Then why don't you get lost? Scram Come on, Peter. We can take a hint. Yeah, it's time for lunch anyway. And just for that, Marsha, no free rides on my railroad.
I know there's another one somewhere. I just remembered where. In the garage. I'll be right back. Is that you, Cindy? Yes, Mother. Your orange juice is coming right up.
Yours too, Bobby. Oh, Marcia, can it wait? Greg, your father's looking for a bell. Now please stop pounding on those silly drums. Happy New Year, Jan.
If you'll just wait a minute, Sergeant Peter, your lunch will be right there. Oh, Alice, you know something? I bet when I go to sleep tonight, I'm gonna dream about bells. I always dream about bells. They're always the same kind,
wedding bells. And then I wake up. That does it. No more bongo drums for Greg. Oh, thank goodness. Yeah, I kept getting the feeling that the natives were getting restless.
Come on, Mike, let's take these trays up. Okay. You got everything here? Well, I think so. There are, uh, six luncheon trays, uh, five comic books, four jigsaw puzzles, three magic tricks,
two ice cream bars. And one cowbell. It's sure great how some people can sing while other people are dying. Why is it that kids always say they're dying?
Because to a child's mind, that is the super way of getting even. You have to admit, though, the kids have been awfully good. After all, they're uncomfortable and they're itchy. Yeah, and stuck up in bed. Oh, well, I think they've been really great.
Hardly any trouble at all. You were saying, Mrs. Brady? Coming, coming. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. After you, my dearest, I can get it.
Oh, thank you, kind sir. Oh, thanks. Okay. Okay, fellas. Here we are, lunch.
Lunch, lunch, lunch. Everybody up. Everybody get in line 'cause it's chow time, and such chow you've never seen. Here. There, Greg. Here's n-