arabic → English transcript

So what's the solution? You've listed the problems. What's the solution? Give me a solution. Is Islam the solution?

I know, I know. I will amaze you with the solution. Go on. I will amaze you. Do you know what the solution is?

Do us a favor, Israel, and come occupy us.

You know Egypt didn't know printing or science until France came and occupied it.

You know that Egypt only progressed when the English came and occupied it. We need that.

Go ahead. Let me ask you the question so I can hear. I didn't hear you well. What is the solution?

I want your answer to be precise this time.

Come occupy Egypt. Teach us. We will beat you in discipline, in cleanliness, in science.

In morality. Teach us to act and not to speak. Teach us.

You will be our slaves, just as we were your slaves.

Sir, but after a while we will be victorious and we will be fine and we will see.