English transcript

Hey, uh, after they wrap the night, you feel

like grabbing a beer?

Thought you'd never ask. You seem like a really

good guy, man. Ha!

Man, you kill me, Isaac. Hey, uh, you should

come over for dinner sometime. I'm not talking

takeout. I mean, I cook a pretty mean lasagna.

For real?

Dude, yeah, I'm in. I won't say no to free lasagna.

Free lasagna!

Isaac!

You made it!

Come on in, man. You know, people always talk

about my place being big. What they don't know

is I keep the best part hidden. Oh, yeah?

Yep. My secret room. It's where I keep all the...

mysteries. Huh. Wanna see my secret room?

Uh, sure. Right this way. Oh, wow. Uh, yeah,

I think I should get going. Already?

Yeah. Right now. Night, Isaac. Sleep tight.

Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. Goodnight. Oh my God!

What do I do?!

I need you to keep quiet about what you saw.

I can pay you a lot of money. I can't believe

you're part of this secret cult!

You guys are all going down!

I don't care how much money you throw at me!

Need to expose this!

Wake up!

Let's do this. Hello, my name's Isaac, and I'm

here today to expose the twisted stuff that

these people in Hollywood have been getting

up to. I know they don't want this out there.

So, just stay with me. That's the same casting

director who, by the way, got caught in '09

with a trunk full of... like, it's all a network,

man. It's this creepy little merry-go-round.

What the... Target down. Then we finish him.

Huh?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hey!

Ah!