Transcript · Spanish → English
Comedy Routine with Audience Interaction
It's missing.
We'll need everything. Guys, I'm turning donations back on,
but don't
send stupid shit, okay? Don't mess with devil stuff and that
kind of thing,
okay? Come on, let's play fair, guys, come on. Don't be idiots.
A Peruvian walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender looks at him and asks, "Where did you get it?"
The parrot replies, "The jungle's full of them."
No, no, no, no. So, no. Uh, guys, listen to me
for a second, I'm really asking you. Please, I'm asking you, guys.
Fi-first, don't mess with Peru, don't mess with Peru.
End of transcript · 104 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Spanish)
Falta. Todo va a hacer falta. Chicos, voy a poner las donaciones de vuelta, pero no manden boludeces, ¿okay? No jueguen con cosas del diablo y esas cosas,
¿okay? Dale, vamos a jugar bien, chicos, dale. No sean boludos. Un peruano entra a un bar con un loro en el hombro. El camarero lo mira y pregunta: "¿De dónde lo sacaste?". El loro responde: "En la selva está lleno". No, no, no, no. Así que no. Eh, muchachos, escúchenme
una cosa, de verdad se los pido. Por favor, se los pido, chicos. Pri-primero, con Perú no, con Perú no se metan
