Transcript · Spanish → English
Loss of Yaoi Collection
Okay,
well,
well, my mom told me to clean, right? And I said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, right now."
And,
and basically, I-I come back home and see that my mom
cleaned.
I said, "Oh, Mom, thank you so much."
And then, um, I have this, like, thing here, this...
I have this thing
that opens up,
and in there,
that's where I keep my yaoi. And as you can see,
and as you can see, there's nothing left, because
because my mom opened it and threw away all my yaoi.
But she didn't say anything, so...
And the yuri is gone too. And...
I don't know what to do anymore because I don't have any yaoi, I don't have any yuri, I don't
have any money.
Because it was so expensive, and I was saving up so much to buy
everything. Because it was— because this was filled to the brim.
I had a yaoi paradise. Paradise?
My brain doesn't work anymore.
And, and this is, this is the worst experience I've
ever had. And,
And I don't know what to do anymore because my yaoi was everything.
How am I supposed to live now?
Yaoi god, save me.
Yaoi god, save me.
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Original transcript (Spanish)
Okey, pues, pues mi mamá me dijo que limpiara, ¿no? Y yo le dije: "Sí, sí, sí, ahorita". Y, y básicamente, v-vuelvo a la casa y veo que mi mamá
limpió. Le dije: "Ay, mamá, muchas gracias". Y entonces, em, tengo esta como cosa acá, esta... tengo esta cosa que se abre
y ahí, ahí es donde guardo mi yaoi. Y como pueden ver, y como pueden ver, ya no hay nada, porque, porque mi mamá la abrió y tiró todo mi yaoi. Pero no dijo nada, así que...
Y el yuri tampoco está. Y... Ya no sé qué hacer porque ya no tengo yaoi, ya no tengo yuri, ya no tengo dinero. Porque era tan caro y estaba ahorrando tanto para comprar todo. Porque era-- porque esto estaba lleno hasta el tope.
Tenía un paraíso de yaoi. ¿Paraíso? Ya no me sirve el cerebro. Y, y esto es, esta es la peor experiencia que he vivido. Y, y ya no sé qué hacer porque mi yaoi era todo.
¿Y cómo se supone que vivo ahora? Dios del yaoi, sálvame. Dios del yaoi, sálvame.