Time Travelers Confront Historical Figures

What's going on? The far right just won the election in Germany. Hey, that's my beer. We gotta do something to stop this. Today, it's over for you, Adolf. We came from the future to kill you.

Yeah, you're done, you bastard. Did the Jews send you? Not at all. I hate Israel, that demon country. Country? Yeah, in the future, the Jews have a country all to themselves.

So the Americans sent you? The Americans? Fuck no. I hate those capitalist assholes. Totally. Fuck the Americans. You say you come from the future, is that right? Don't change the subject.

Yeah, don't change the subject. What would you say to coming over for dinner tonight? Eva will cook us a good meal, and we can talk properly. Perhaps we can even build the future together, a future without Jews, a socialist

future. No way. We will never accept anything from you. It would be my pleasure, sir. Have you lost your mind? What the fuck are you doing? Ah, in your time, brave men like you let themselves be

ordered around by their women. You traitor! Good riddance. You made the right choice. But we are going to give you a slight makeover.

You look too much like a bum. Your friend will be here soon? Yes, yes, but I gave him a proper outfit. He should be arriving any moment. Come in.

Wow. Honestly, I'm too classy like this. Oh yeah, you really do have class like that. Oh, nice. A vegetarian dish. Yes, yes. I respect animals far too much for that. Ah, yeah. You're really a decent guy. We have a lot in common.

Oh, and by the way, with Clementine, don't be too hard on her. She's just a lost girl. Don't worry. I'm a very humane person. Hello, comrade.