Unfounded Claims About Obama’s Daughters and Michelle Obama

The chairman of the Obama Foundation

just happens to look like your oldest daughter,

and his wife, who is a doctor,

who is credited with delivering your babies,

just happens to look like your youngest daughter.

The Obamas aren't blind,

and, and, and, and, and their family and friends and America's not

blind. Somebody has to explain this.

It's worthy of an explanation,

or you shoulda got rid of these people.

And s- literally, like distance yourself from them.

You got rid of Reverend Wright. You distanced yourself from him.

Don't make this man the head of the Obama Foundation if he looks just

like your oldest daughter. And,

and just-

Yeah

... the whole story. I mean, the woman delivers the baby.

How, how, I mean

this woman delivers the baby and looks just like the youngest baby.

Somebody.

Oh.

You, you made, you made a ton of news-

Right

... officiating the wedding in New York

yesterday.

Is this like a, is this like a new, uh, cottage, uh, career move for you?

I am so excited.

Good.

And I should do very well 'cause I don't charge.

And do you think that the country will see the first,

the United States will see

the first gay president or the first woman president?

Oh, we already have it with Obama, so let's just calm down.

Got it.

You know Michelle is a tran-

Uh, I'm sorry, she's a what?

A transgender. We all know.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, gosh. It's okay.

She doesn't...

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