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Quiz on US Government and Geography
Kto je viceprezident Donalda Trumpa?
To mám vedieť?
To vám nepoviem. Nesledujem to.
To vám nepoviem.
Ehm…
JD Vance.
Viceprezident, viceprezident.
Neviem.
Džu-
J. K. Rowlingová.
Si čarodejník, Harry.
Vymenujte tri zložky štátnej moci.
Neviem, prečo som sa na toto dal.
Bože, v tomto som z— v tomto som hrozný.
Kongres.
Som konzervatívec.
Republikán, demokrat.
Súdna, zákonodarná.
Výkonná.
Dajte mi nápovedu. Neviem.
Džu-
Židovská?
Celé sa to vymklo spod kontroly. Akože, budete to vôbec vysielať?
Čo je prvý dodatok ústavy?
Nemám poňatia.
Práve teraz vám to umožňujem.
Aha, slobodná vôľa?
Nič mi nenapadá.
Sloboda slova?
Potrebujem pomoc.
Potrebujem pomoc. Potrebujem pomoc.
Čo je druhý dodatok ústavy?
Volebné právo?
Neviem.
Nemám tušenia.
Máte dve.
To je chyták. Neviem.
Nosiť zbraň?
Máš pri sebe zbraň?
Právo niekam ísť?
Musíte mať možnosť ísť a musíte sa vedieť dostať tam, kam
potrebujete ísť.
Koľko sudcov má Najvyšší súd?
20.
101.
Menej.
55.
13.
Sedem?
Viac.
Osem.
Deväť.
Vymenujte nejakého sudcu.
Čo tým myslíte?
Amy—
Winehouse.
Nič mi nenapadá.
Sonia—
Gomez.
Samuel—
Adams.
John—
Summitt.
Ketanji—
Och, tam mi už nič nenapadá.
Neil—
Armstrong.
Brett Kavanaugh?
Poznám nejakú Nancy.
Nancy—
Pelosi
Ona nie je sudkyňa.
Aha. My len nášho psa voláme Nancy Pelosi.
Čo to je? Čo to je?
Kto bol prezidentom v 90. rokoch?
Ako to mám vedieť?
V 90. rokoch? Vtedy som ešte ani nežil.
Pred Bushom.
Fakt vám nič nepoviem.
Och,
Joe Clinton?
FDR.
Clinton.
Vôbec netuším.
Naozaj— Nemal som to robiť.
Jeho manželka kandidovala na prezidentku.
Kto?
Nemám poňatia.
Chcela preraziť sklenený strop.
Prečo by to niekto robil?
Skúsili sme všetko. Skúsili sme dláta a skrutkovače a
kladivá.
Povedzte štát, ktorý susedí s Kaliforniou.
Z histórie neviem vôbec nič.
To je geografia.
Kentucky.
Florida.
Ehm, Oregon.
Colorado?
Snažím sa prísť na to, ehm, čo je možno naľavo.
Nuž, to je Tichý oceán.
Jasné. Hej.
Mám obavy o túto generáciu detí.
Je to stav národnej núdze.
Sme na pobreží New Jersey.
Hej.
Aké je hlavné mesto New Jersey?
Princeton?
Newark.
Nie.
Nie, nie som taká hlúpa. Viem, že je to Newark.
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Original transcript (English)
Who is Donald Trump's vice president? Am I supposed to know this? Couldn't tell you. Don't pay attention. I couldn't tell you. Uh,
JD Vance. Vice president, vice president. I don't know. J- JK Rowling.
You're a wizard, Harry. Name the three branches of government. I don't know why I chose to do this. Oh, God, I'm ba- I'm bad with all this. Congress.
I'm conservative. Republican, Democrat. Judicial, legislative. Executive. Give me a hint. I don't know.
Jew- Jewish? This whole thing's off the rails. Like, are you not gonna be, even air this? What is the first amendment of the Constitution? I have no idea.
I'm allowing you to do it right now. Oh, free will? I got nothing. Freedom of speech? I need help.
I need help. I need help. What is the second amendment of the Constitution? The right to vote? I don't know. I have no idea.
You have two of 'em. This is a trick question. I don't know. Bear arms? You packing? The right to go places?
You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go. How many Supreme Court justices are there? 20. 101.
Lower. 55. 13. Seven? Higher.
Eight. Nine. Name a justice. What do you mean? Amy-
Winehouse. I got nothing. Sonia- Gomez. Samuel-
Adams. John- Summitt. Ketanji- Oh, I got nothing there.
Neil- Armstrong. Brett Kavanaugh? I know Nancy something. Nancy-
Pelosi ... she's not a justice. Oh. We just call my dog Nancy Pelosi. What is this? What is this? Who was president in the 1990s?
How am I supposed to know this? 1990s? I wasn't even alive. Before Bush. I can't really give you anything. Oh,
Joe Clinton? FDR. Clinton. I got nothing. I'm real- I should not have done this.
His wife ran for president. Who? I have no idea. She wanted to break a glass ceiling. Why would you wanna do that?
We tried everything. We tried chisels and screwdrivers and hammers. Name a state that borders California. I don't know anything history. That's geography.
Kentucky. Florida. Uh, Oregon. Colorado? I'm trying to think of, uh, maybe what's to the left.
Well, that's the Pacific Ocean. Got it. Yep. I worry about this generation of kids. It's a national emergency. We're at the Jersey Shore.
Yep. What is the capital of New Jersey? Princeton? Newark. No.
I, no, I'm not, I'm not that silly. I know it's Newark.
