Nigerian Police Traffic Stop Interaction

Nigerian police.

Officer.

Wait. Abeg, park well.

Shay.

Make you park well.

You say make I go, I go park again.

Just like this.

Eh?

Oya now.

How are you, sir?

How are you?

Good afternoon. What?

There's nobody at the back.

Eh, if you want them, let me see now. What of your driving license?

This guy no give me that

time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, God.

This one na factory fitted, the glass?

Factory. No, no, no.

Eh?

It's not.

Eh, government put.

Yes.

Show any permit, eh.

What are the vehicle particular?

Bring everything this side.

Who dey

back? Who dey back?

This one say the government put.

Do you wanna peel it out?

Yeah, yeah. Well, do you have a permit?

Do you wanna peel it out?

Do you have a permit?

Are you peeling it out already?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You don't have to peel. If you peel it, you, you-

No, I said, do you have the permit?

Eh, don't, don't peel it.

I'm asking you a question. This is not factory fitted.

I have the permit, but don't peel it.

Let me see, let me see the permit.

That's what I'm saying.

So if the-- This is the permit.

The permit.

You wanna peel my... How you say you peel am, you, you fall-

You have a people too.

Eh?

People actually outside, they suffer them.

Yes, I do have.

This our system now. All you don take so you don try.

You might get to this your way, this one don cover.

Yeah, yeah.

You don try.

Yeah, yeah.

You don try. You are from which state? You are from which one?

I'm from Uromi.

Uromi. Olegbe?

Ofure, sir.

Yes. You are brother me?

Mm.

Olegbe.

What of you?

He Nigeria people?

He's not a Nigerian.

Okay.

Yeah.

What?

He say he's not from Nigeria.

No, no, no.

Which other country he be?

He's Ghana.

He's from Ghana.

Huh?

Ghana.

Ghana.

Ghana citizen?

Citizen.

Huh?

He say citizen.

Oh.

Yeah, okay.

Bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, laugh. Okay.

No be, no be-