Japanese → English transcript

Yes!

Hello!

That’s amazing.

No way.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Don’t “hey!” me.

No, no, no.

Let me talk.

First of all, congratulations on holding Niconico Chokaigi this time.

You’re thinking I came here just to have fun with that woman, right?

I’m here for work.

I am serving as the Minister in charge of the Cool Japan initiative.

Even so, since this Chokaigi, where the very best of Cool Japan content gathers,

kindly invited me,

I happily accepted and came to visit.

To be honest, um…

I was watching.

On, you know, Twitter and such.

When I was offstage,

they were doing “Eirene,”

and playing with the volume,

and Akino-san was here too, right, just a moment ago.

Of course I love Sousei no Aquarion,

and I also really love “Heath of the Wasteland,”

and I wanted to perform together.

From here on, I mean, all the Niconico content you all love as well,

when you say “Japan,” “Cool Japan,”

you also mean Bon Odori,

and traditional Bon Odori is part of Cool Japan too.

I apparently can’t do “Eirene” here,

but it seems I’ll be allowed to dance to another song.

Ah, may I say one more thing?

Of course, do as much as you like.

I’m sorry to sound like I’m bragging a bit,

but my Niconico ID is six digits.