Transcript · English → Indonesian
English → Indonesian transcript
Menurutmu, masalah apa yang paling penting dihadapi Amerika?
Bikini apa yang akan kupakai selanjutnya.
Obesitas itu parah.
Es, bukan buat pribadi. Umurku sudah cukup.
Berjemur di pantai.
Itu hal terpenting dalam hidupku sekarang.
Aku lagi kepikiran Starbucks, jujur saja.
Aku lagi kepikiran Starbucks, apa yang akan kubeli hari ini.
Liftnya tidak berfungsi.
Ada 43 lantai.
Liftnya tidak berfungsi.
Aku bisa ambil segelas kecil air ini, lalu menjatuhkannya ke magnet.
Habis sudah itu lift.
Apa yang kamu dengar Donald Trump lakukan belakangan ini?
Gulf of America. Itu hal terakhir yang kuikuti.
Kita akan perang dengan Irak. Itu gila banget.
Lagi ngapain, Kolombia? Kalian sudah menyingkirkan Maduro?
Kamu pasti senang.
Aku sangat senang.
Ayatollah sudah mati.
Apa? Siapa?
Apa? Apa itu?
Siapa sih Ayatollah?
Seumur hidup aku belum pernah dengar kata itu.
Lewis, apa sih Ayatollah?
Aku belum pernah dengar. Aku baru tahu soal Chuck Norris kemarin.
Itu lebih menghancurkan buat aku.
Dia pemimpin tertinggi Iran.
Dia sudah mati.
Kita membunuh dia.
Kalian yang bunuh? Kalian bunuh dia?
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Original transcript (English)
What issue facing America is the most important to you? What bikini I'm going to wear next. Obesity is terrible. Ice, not personally. I'm legal. Getting a tan on the beach.
That's the most important thing in my life right now. I'm thinking about Starbucks, to be honest. I'm thinking about Starbucks, what I'm going to get for today. The elevators don't work. You got 43 floors.
The elevators don't work. I could take this little glass of water, drop it in the magnets. That's the end of the elevator. What have you heard that Donald Trump has been doing recently? Gulf of America. That's the last thing I kept up with.
We're going to war with Iraq. That's been crazy. What are you doing, Columbia? You got Maduro out? You must be happy. I'm very happy. The Ayatollah's dead.
What? Who? What? What is that? Who the f*** is Ayatollah? I have never heard that word in my life. Lewis, what's Ayatollah?
I haven't heard. I found out about Chuck Norris yesterday. That was more devastating to me. He was the supreme leader of Iran. He's dead. We killed him.
You did? You killed him?