Transcript · English → Chinese
English → Chinese transcript
川普总统真是个王八蛋。
我一直想要拿下台湾，
可他老说不行。他就说：“习，
你可别想要什么台湾。”
我就说：“为啥不行啊，傻逼？”
你都搞定委内瑞拉、
伊朗那些破事儿了。
他却说要是你拿台湾，
“我就给你这肥中国屁股全加
关税，习。”这话真伤人。
因为他自己也是个大胖屁股，
整天吃麦当劳吃出来的。
可他光说习主席是大胖屁股。
他还老叫我“功夫熊猫”。
这也太过分了，王八蛋。
总之，慢用宫保鸡丁，
绝对都是鸡肉做的，我保证。
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Original transcript (English)
President Trump is real ass hoe. I keep trying take Taiwan, but he keep say no. He be like, you can't take no Taiwan, Xi. And I like, why not, nigga? You took Venezuela and Iran and all that shit. And he be like, you take Taiwan, You took Venezuela and Iran and all that shit. And he be like, you take Taiwan, and I'mma tariff your fat Chinese ass, Xi. And that hurt feelings.
Cause he also got big fat ass from eating McDonald's all day. But he only calling President Xi fat ass. He also keep calling me Kung Fu Panda. That shit ain't right, ass hoe. Anyway, enjoy Kung Pao chicken totally made of chicken, I promise.
