Transcript · Chinese → English
Humorous Blind Date Encounter
How tall are you? I'm 1.76 meters. Could you take off your hat?
A female doctor on a blind date fears her match is balding,
so she asks the young man to take off his hat.
Seeing the man scratching his head in embarrassment, the girl is instantly amused.
Can I put it back on? Yes, you can. Sure, sure.
But usually, hats aren't allowed indoors, right?
A handsome young man of 1.83 meters comes for a blind date And before he
even says a word, he makes the girl laugh. What do you do for a living?
Me? I'm a traffic police officer.
Ah, the kind that goes" vroom, vroom, vroom" and rides a motorcycle? Yes, exactly.
Returning the favor, the man also takes the opportunity to ask about her profession.
Didn't the matchmaker tell you? I'm a doctor. Being a doctor is great!
Once the ambulance arrives, the oxygen mask goes on, and you make a cut... ...
and then chop it up.
His hilarious gestures instantly crack Shen Xin up,
and they get along better and better.
Like old friends who have known each other for years,
Shen Xin doubles over with laughter,
completely immersed in this relaxed and pleasant conversation.
However, a suddenly vibrating phone is like a bombshell.
On the other end is her anxious best friend,
asking why she hasn't arrived yet. What's going on?
We've been waiting for you for half an hour. Are you going or not?
Oh, I'm already here. I'm chatting with him right now. Who are you chatting with?
Wang Jian. Who is Wang Jian? Shen Xin completely freezes.
Just then, at a nearby table,
a balding middle- aged man wearing glasses... ...
is waving frantically in this direction. At that moment, time seems to freeze.
Shen Xin stiffly turns her head to look at the handsome traffic cop she's been
chatting with. This is the ultimate peak of embarrassment. Are you here waiting
for someone? I... I'm on a blind date. I arrived an hour early,
and the others haven't arrived yet.
It turns out the man is also here for a blind date, but to show his sincerity,
he arrived an hour early. I'm so sorry. I sat at the wrong table.
And his real date hadn't even shown up yet.
This kind of mix- up that only happens in movies actually happened to her.
Shen Xin wished she could sink into the ground. Shen Xin sat opposite Mr.
Wang Jian. When she politely put on her glasses and saw his face clearly,
her stiff smile betrayed her true inner despair. Wang Jian, however,
fell in love with Shen Xin at first sight, his face covered in smiles.
But every second on pins and needles was sheer torture for Shen Xin.
She made an excuse of having urgent business, skipping even the polite farewells,
wanting only to flee this suffocating scene as fast as possible.
Um, I have some things to attend to. I won't see you out. Okay, goodbye, thank you.
Escaping the cafe, Shen Xin walked alone by the roadside,
her originally good mood completely shattered by this farce.
She took off her glasses,
self- deprecatingly tidied her hair, and lamented the tricks of fate.
But just as she was about to leave, that voice rang out again. Dr.
Shen. It turned out the traffic
cop had been following her all along.
You're quite a talker. How did your blind date go?
He confessed that this was actually the first blind date of his life as well.
Hearing this, Shen Xin assumed the posture of a veteran
and encouraged him in an old- fashioned way," Failure is the mother of blind dates.
You'll get used to it." Since it was the first time for both,
and since they had chatted so happily just now,
the man's gaze suddenly became passionate and bold.
He asked Shen Xin bluntly what she thought of him and if he was the type she liked.
Then what do you think of me?
Shen Xin was stunned for a moment, and then she let out a bright, heartfelt smile.
There are many twists of fate in this world,
but this time, the mistake was just right. You?
Pretty good.
I think you're pretty good too.
I didn't expect that on my very first blind date today, I would succeed.
The man's confidence
and humor completely won over the female doctor's heart at this moment.
Well, I've finally met someone with thicker skin than me.
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Original transcript (Chinese)
你个子有多高啊 女医生相亲怕对方是秃顶 于是让小伙把帽子摘下来看看 看到男人有些局促的抓着头发 女孩瞬间被逗笑了 看到男人有些局促的抓着头发 女孩瞬间被逗笑了 我能戴上了吗
不过一般室内不让戴帽子吧 两米八三的帅气小伙来相亲 结果话都没说就把女孩给逗笑了 我?我是交通警察 啊 就是那种 嘣嘣嘣 骑摩托车的那种吧
礼尚往来 男人也顺势询问起了她的职业 介绍人没告诉你吗 大夫好啊 这救护车一开来 氧气罩一戴 一刀切开 然后剁碎 那搞笑的动作让沈心瞬间破防 两人越聊越投机
仿佛相识多年的老友 沈心被逗得前仰后合 完全沉浸在这段轻松愉快的对话中 然而 一个突然震动的手机 却像一颗重磅炸弹 电话那头是焦急的闺蜜 询问她为何迟迟不到 都等你半个小时了 你到底去不去啊 哎呀 我都到了 正跟人聊着呢
王健啊 就在这时 不远处一张桌子旁 一个头顶发亮 戴着眼镜的中年男人 正朝着这边疯狂挥手 那一刻 时间仿佛凝固了 沈心僵硬地转过头 看着对面这个和自己聊了半天的帅气交警 尴尬的最高境界莫过于此 我 我相亲 我早到了一小时 大家还没到呢
原来 男人也是来相亲的 只是他为了表示诚意 早到了一个小时 对不起啊 我坐错桌子了 而她真正的约会对象 此时根本还没现身 这种电影里才会出现的乌龙情节 竟然真实地发生在自己身上 沈心恨不得找个地缝钻进去
沈心坐到了那位王健先生对面 当她礼貌地戴上眼镜 看清对方的长相时 那僵硬的笑容出卖了她内心真实的绝望 王健倒是对沈心一见钟情 满脸堆笑 但这如坐针毡的每一秒 对沈心来说都是煎熬 她借口有急事 甚至连送客的客套话都省了 只想飞速逃离这个令人窒息的现场 那个 我还有点事儿 我就不送你了 好 再见 谢谢
逃出咖啡厅的沈心独自走在路边 原本美好的心情被这场闹剧搅得稀碎 她摘下眼镜 自嘲地整理着头发 感叹命运的捉弄 可就在她准备离开时 那个声音再次响起 她摘下眼镜 自嘲地整理着头发 感叹命运的捉弄 可就在她准备离开时 那个声音再次响起 沈医生 原来那个交警一直跟在后面
挺能聊的呀 他坦言这其实也是他人生中的第一次相亲 沈心听后 拿出了资深人士的架势 老气横秋地鼓励对方 失败乃相亲之母 习惯了就好了 既然都是第一次 既然刚才聊得那么愉快 男人的眼神突然变得炽热而大胆 他直截了当地问沈心 觉得他本人怎么样 是不是她心仪的那一类型 那你觉得我怎么样
沈心愣了一下 随即露出了发自内心的灿烂笑容 这个世界上有很多阴差阳错 但唯独这一次 错得刚刚好 挺好 我觉得你也挺好的 没想到我今天生平第一次相亲 我就成功了
男人的自信和幽默 在这一刻彻底征服了这位女医生的心 男人的自信和幽默 在这一刻彻底征服了这位女医生的心 得 我终于见到一个比我脸皮还厚的了