Political Commentary on Brazilian Elections

Hey, folks, good morning to us.

I just took part in the celebration of

democracy.

Here's the proof, because now,

the thing these days, you know, man,

is to say you're going to vote

for X or Y and then not go vote, right?

With this video, I don't want to convince you to vote for

anyone, everyone knows

who I vote for. I just voted

for Flávio Bolsonaro.

With this video, I just want to

remind you of one thing:

tomorrow is another day,

and tomorrow you'll have

to get up early to go to work.

You have the people in your

home to support.

So think carefully, man,

think about your mental health, man.

Look at the fearmongering they're doing on social media.

I saw a— I just saw a video of a woman

screaming, "If Flávio

wins, I'll be a slave again!" Man,

what's that, dude?

Seriously, you really believe that, man?

I've always hated that fearmongering, man.

The people who follow me know that, son.

I've always criticized this whole thing

of saying Brazil is going to become

Venezuela. It won't become shit!

And do you know why Brazil won't become Venezuela?

Because we're the toilet of the world.

Unfortunately, that's what we are.

People love talking trash about the United States,

but where does everyone want to go?

People cry when they

get their green cards,

when they get their visas.

Not even green cards, right?

Visas. Just managing to get a visa,

people cry.

They cry with emotion,

I don't know what obsession

these people have with the

United States.

I never understood that. We're China's toilet, we're

Europe's toilet, we're the United

States' toilet.

And it's been like this since 1500, son.

Wake up!

Hey, you're not talking to your father,

your mother, or your uncle.

"Oh, my son! Oh, my mother!

Oh, I'm going to convince my grandma

to vote—" Hey, man, don't do that, bro.

Are you crazy, bro? You're throwing

your mental health in the trash.

It's like you guys, man, who are being racist,

being homophobic, being

classist, being everything

just because you

see a picture of a Black guy

or a poor guy saying he'll

vote for Flávio Bolsonaro.

"Oh, because Black people this, poor Black people that,

the oppressor, the oppressed," man,

but at no point do you ask the

following

question: Why are so many

rich people voting for Lula?

I vote in a fucking upscale neighborhood, son.

The school where I vote must cost around

seven thousand reais a month in tuition.

And you walk into that fucking school,

everyone there has the, the, the

Workers' Party sticker on their, on their chest,

with a Lula sticker on their chest.

Ask yourself why these people are

voting for the Workers' Party.

That's the question you don't want to ask, you know why?

Because at the end of the day,

you want to be part of that group.

For you, it's much more

comfortable to be racist,

homophobic, classist.

It's easier. But at no point

do you want to ask yourself

that question.

You know the world isn't going to end,

but you're running a fucking scare campaign against

other people. This fucking cell phone here,

there are people who can't put

it down.

And when someone can't put it down,

they get sick.

Fuck, back when people were out in front of the

barracks, man, I was one of the few

right- wing influencers who said:

"For God's sake, get out of there,

folks!" Tomorrow

is another day. Tomorrow, you have to get up early.

Tomorrow, you have to face the packed

Parque Dom Pedro, face the packed subway,

face the packed bus. Is—is it really worth it?

Picking this fight with your

father, your mother, your uncles,

with the people

who really love you? Is it really worth not going out

because, my God,

Bolsonaro supporters!

Do you want to be a Bolsonaro supporter? Be one.

Do you want to be a Lula supporter?

Be one. Do you know what

you can't be?

You can't be annoying, you can't be unbearable,

because people

don't want to be around

unbearable people anymore