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I don't want to say the president doesn't respect

the Democrats, but he did not brief them before

or after this attack. Now, you could say that

was in the interest of national security and

operational confidentiality, if not for this

one group he did speak to. I spoke with the

oil companies, the banks. You briefed them before

the operation took place?

I have. Briefed them before the operation took

place?

Yes. Before and after. And then I told Pepsi

and Nabisco. Cologuard, I don't know why. What's

the suitcase company on Instagram?

I told them. I told Hims. I told Hers. I let

the president of Zyns shoot some missiles, all

right?

But I didn't tell any of the Democrats. I don't

feel bad for the Democrats. They will be totally,

totally, totally, very, very fine. Probably

even gain a seat in the midterms. The people

I feel sorry for are the Trump defendants. The

defenders, the sycophants, who haven't received

the memo that we no longer have to frame our

adventurism in the ideals of our great country.

And this is a very strong way to support democracy.

Nothing greater than an American president who

liberates people. Liberated them from a strongman

who's been holding, by force and intimidation,

this country hostage. We're not about nation

building. The president doesn't want his natural

resources. We don't want their oil. Oh, poor

sweet Brian Kilmeade. Sweet, sweet Brian. Trump

already explicitly said he wants their oil.

And democracy?

Trump has already said he wants Venezuelans

to freely choose their leaders as long as those

leaders are acceptable to us. He's already said

he's going to select who will be their next

leader. And guess what?

This ain't a one-off. Colombia is very sick

too. Run by a sick man who likes making cocaine

and selling it to the United States. And he's

not going to be doing it very long. By the way,

you have to do something with Mexico. We need

Greenland. Cuba is ready to fall, you know?

Let the word go forth. To a new generation of

Americans. That if we need shit, and it's not

too far away, we are going to take it. Anything

else you want to take over?

I think there's still some time to go after

Warner Brothers Discovery. I mean, America doesn't

have Netflix money, but we will after we get

that sweet oil. And by the way, fucking Lindsey

Graham. Honestly. I have never seen him happier.

Like a leprechaun in a bowl of fucking Lucky

Charms.