Transcript · English → Latin
Discussion on Skincare and Beauty Products
Domina, hoc admittere non possum. Femina in hac imagine sexaginta unum annos nata est.
Sexaginta unum annos nata sum.
Non es sexaginta unum annos nata.
Aspice os in hac imagine.
Rugae illae in vultu tuo non sunt.
Quia eas correxi.
Id corrigere non potes.
In hoc ordine per duas horas exspectavi.
Hoc documentum comprobare non possum.
Quid comprobare? Faciem meam ipsam?
Domina, vocem submitte.
Haec est vox mea. Praepositum tuum mihi arcesse.
Domina.
Praepositum tuum nunc.
Ipsa est.
Non est.
Denise, ipsa est.
Aspice imaginem.
Imaginem aspicio.
Domina, quid fecisti?
Chartam meam sigillo notari mihi necesse est.
Chirurgiam passa es.
Non.
Botox est. Botox agnosco.
Non.
Substantiae implentes. Fila. Unus ex illis laseribus.
Non.
Tunc cremor est. Quis? Num La Mer est? La Mer non est.
Estée Lauder, ille quem omnes apud Sephora emunt?
Non.
Domina,
Soror mea pro uno vasculo quadringentos dollarios dat, et tibi similis non est.
Quid est?
Omnia illa habui.
Lauder,
La Mer,
quam puella post mensam mihi commendavit, cum parvo operculo aureo.
Duodecim vascula, Marilyn.
Duodecim.
Ea semel numeravi, et deinde numerare destiti, quod
numerare me
insanire faciebat.
Nihil ex his quidquam effecit.
Novem annos.
Quid igitur effecit?
Dicam tibi. Chartae meae sigillum imprime.
Domina.
Scire vis, et ego domum ire volo.
Chartae meae sigillum imprime, et tibi dicam quid prorsus inposuerim
faciei meae.
Denise, expede eam.
Marilyn.
Expede eam.
Istud.
Hoc dicit se cicatricibus destinatum esse.
Ita est. Chirurgi Coreani plantam, quae in eo continetur,
in vulneribus per plus quam quinquaginta
annos adhibuerunt. Manum tuam da.
Quo abiit?
Introrsum. Hoc est totum. Haec est omnis differentia.
Illae duodecim pyxides cutem meam numquam attigerunt. Ne semel quidem.
Moleculae nimis magnae sunt ut per claustrum transeant, itaque hic manent, atque mane
in tegmine pulvini tui sunt.
Novem annos stragula mea humectabam. Haec Coreana est.
In ea est complexus proteinicus qui eam ducentis
quinquaginta una partibus
centesimis velocius transire facit.
De numero non curavi. Hoc te intellegere volo.
Eius ne unum quidem verbum credidi
nisi prima nocte. Id imposui atque statim penetravit.
Nihil in manibus, nihil in pulvillo.
Quamdiu eo uteris?
Sex hebdomades.
Sex hebdomades?
Sex hebdomades. Haec tribus hebdomadibus molliri coeperunt.
Id centella facit. Cutem tuam monet ut proprium
collagenum
rursus gignat.
Mihi mense Aprili est constitutum tempus iniectionum.
Paene id feci. Non potui. Sexcenti dollarii singulis tribus mensibus per
reliquum
vitae tuae, et partem superiorem immobilizat
dum omnia infra moventur,
et, ubi semel incipis, non desinis. Frontem laevem nolui.
Vultum meum volui. Et mentiti sunt, Marilyn,
universis nobis.
Nobis venduntur vasculum et unguentum et puella ad abacum cum
operculo aureo. Feminae Coreanae hoc e pharmacopolio emunt
et nemo
nobis dixit.
Quid si mihi non prodest?
Tum remitte. Intra nonaginta dies, pecuniam tibi restituunt.
Nihil est quod perdas, et dico tibi, multum est quod lucreris.
Quomodo vocatur?
Koroderm. K-O-R-I. Nunc, mea
charta.
Per novem annos putavi id vultum meum esse.
Koroderm Time Reverse Cream. Eme unam, alteram gratis accipe.
Duo tubi pro 79 dollariis. Nonaginta dierum cautio restitutionis pecuniae.
Nexus infra.
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Original transcript (English)
Ma'am, I cannot accept this. The woman in this photo is sixty-one. I am sixty-one. You are not sixty-one. Look at the mouth in this photo. Those lines are not on your face.
Because I fixed them. You cannot fix that. I have been in this line two hours. I cannot verify this document. Verify what? My own face?
Ma'am, lower your voice. This is my voice. Get me your supervisor. Ma'am. Your supervisor now. It is her.
It is not. Denise, it is her. Look at the photograph. I am looking at the photograph. Ma'am, what did you do?
I need my paper stamped. Surgery. You had surgery. No. Botox. It is Botox. I know Botox. No.
Fillers. Threads. One of those lasers. No. Then it is a cream. Which one? Is it the La Mer? It's not the La Mer. Estée Lauder, the one everybody buys at Sephora? No.
Ma'am, my sister spends four hundred dollars on a jar and she does not look like you. What is it? I have owned all of it. The Lauder,
the La Mer, the one the girl at the counter swore to me by with the little gold lid. Twelve jars, Marilyn. Twelve. I counted them once, and then I stopped counting because
counting was making me feel insane. None of it did anything. Nine years. Then what did?
I will tell you. Stamp my paper. Ma'am. You wanna know, and I wanna go home. Stamp my paper, and I will tell you exactly what I put on my face.
Denise, process it. Marilyn. Process it. That. This says it is for scars.
It is. Korean surgeons have used the plant in it on wounds for over fifty years. Give me your hand. Where did it go? In. That is the whole thing. That is the entire difference.
Those twelve jars never reached my skin. Not once. The molecules are too big to get through the barrier, so they sit up here, and by the morning, they are on your pillowcase. Nine years I spent moisturizing my bedsheets. This one is Korean. There is a protein complex in it that pushes it through two hundred
and fifty-one percent faster. And I did not care about the number. I want you to understand that. I did not believe one word of it until the first night. I put it on and it just went.
Nothing on my hands, nothing on the pillow. How long have you been using it? Six weeks. Six weeks? Six weeks. These started going soft at three.
That part is the centella. It tells your skin to build its own collagen again. I have an appointment for the injections in April. I almost did that. Could not do it. Six hundred dollars every three months for
the rest of your life, and it freezes the top while everything underneath keeps going, and once you start, you do not stop. I did not want a smooth forehead. I wanted my face. And we have been lied to, Marilyn,
all of us. We get sold the jar and the perfume and the girl at the counter with the gold lid. Korean women buy this out of a pharmacy and nobody told us.
What if it does not work on me? Then send it back. Ninety days, they refund you. Nothing to lose, and I'm telling you, a lot to gain. What's it called? Koroderm. K-O-R-I. Now, my
paper. Nine years I thought it was my face. Koroderm Time Reverse Cream. Buy one, get one free. Two tubes for seventy-nine dollars. Ninety-day money back guarantee. Link below.
