Humorous Interview about Parenting

Can, can we see your son?

Yeah.

Yeah sure.

All right. This is, uh-

What?

Where the hell did you get this baby from? You just bring him from Australia?

I was in the Middle East, like solving the crisis there, no big deal

whatsoever.

And I flew back here to America, and I stopped over

in this country called Africa,

right?

Africa is a continent, not a country, baby. Get it right.

Well, it is full of African-Americans.

It's full of African. It's full of people of African descent.

No, that's a racist thing to call them.

African-Americans is the right-

No. African-Americans are from here.

No, they're called African-Americans, girlfriend.

Well, fool.

All right, so how did you find your son?

I swapped him.

You swapped him?

Swapped the baby for what?

For an iPod.

What?

Not just any iPod. One that was like limited edition red, a U2

iPod, how to fit.

All right. But, but wait a second. You are the baby's father now,

and you chose to dress that baby up in a T-shirt that says what?

Baby.

Baby.

That's not the baby's name, is it?

No. I gave him like a traditional African

name.

So what's the baby's name?

OJ.

Stand up, please.

I think you're using him as an accessory.

I think maybe because he's a Black baby, that might be your cue like how

some people walk in the park with dogs to pick up girls, that might be your cue to

get maybe a down-low brother. I don't know. What do you think?

I gotta be honest, he's a real dick magnet.

Have you brought some photographs that you took with the child?

Because I guess to demonstrate how much you love the child,

we're gonna put them up

on the screen.

Okay.

Uh, that's the first shot.

Let's see the next picture.

You gonna burn in hell for that one. That's a mess.

All right. Uh, do we have another photo, or is that the last one? There we go.

What is going on here?

If I'm having fun, I want, you know, little OJ to come with me.

I want him to have fun with me.

Hold on, hold on. What's that?

What is that?

Oh, someone's scared.

You're making me uncomfortable.

Oh, they're scared of the truth.

Yes, ma'am. Stand-