Transcript · Korean → English
Confusion at a Reunion Gathering
Who are you? Yes.
Where's Suyeon? Son Suyeon. Son Suyeon?
I thought she went on an overseas business trip today.
Hey, she left saying she was going to a class reunion today.
Huh, wait, who are you? I'm Mun-je. Je Mun-je.
Don't you remember me?
Aren't you Min-seok, who was class president in second year? Lee Min-seok? It is you. The guy
who prayed every single time we took an exam.
Where is Suyeon? I don't think you're Mun-je.
Because I had a drink with Mun-je just last week.
He even showed up at the last gathering.
Mun-je? What are you talking about? I
haven't left my house in three years. Who are you?
Who are you? I'm Mun-je! You're not Mun-je! I am Mun-je! Je Mun-je!
Now, now, please calm down.
Is this gentleman Mr. Je Mun-je? No.
I see Mun-je often, and this guy isn't him.
I was Mun-je's homeroom teacher in second year,
and we even greeted each other at the last gathering. Hey,
who are you? Why are you going around pretending to be Mun-je? Ah, calm down.
Do you have anything to prove your identity? Even an ID card?
Ah, I ran out like this, wh-what would I have on me?
I was in a rush right now… You have your phone right there.
These days everyone keeps their ID saved on their phone.
This phone isn't registered under my name right now. I,
right now, things like my house and bank accounts,
I'm not in a situation to have them under my name.
Then who on earth are you? Seriously, man.
Look, I just came to meet a friend, so I don't get why I have to go to the police station.
That's why I'm telling you to go home and sort it out.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
Excuse me…
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Original transcript (Korean)
누구세요? 예. 수연이 어딨어? 손수연. 손수연? 걔 오늘 해외 출장 간다고 알았는데. 야, 오늘 동창회 간다고 하고 나갔어. 허, 아니 근데 누구? 나 문제잖아. 제 문제.
기억 안 나? 너 2학년 때 반장 하던 민석이 아니야? 이민석? 맞잖아. 얘 시험 칠 때마다 기도하던 새끼. 수연이 어딨냐고? 너 문제 아닌 거 같은데. 왜냐하면 지난주에 내가 문제랑 술 한잔 했거든.
지난번 모임에도 나왔잖아. 문제는? 무슨 소리를 하는 거야? 내가 3년 동안 집 밖에 나온 적이 없는데. 너 뭐야? 누구야 너? 나 문제라고. 너 문제 아니라고. 문제라고! 제 문제! 자, 자, 진정하시고요.
이분이 제 문제씨 맞습니까? 아니요. 저 문제랑 자주 보는데 이 사람 문제 아니에요. 문제 2학년 때 내가 담임이었고, 지난 모임에서도 인사도 했고. 야, 너 뭐냐? 뭔데 문제 행세하고 다녀? 아, 진정하시고.
그 신분 확인할 거 뭐 없습니까? 주민등록증이라도. 아, 이러고 나왔는데 무-무슨 뭘 갖고 나와요? 나 지금 급한... 핸드폰 갖고 계시네. 요새는 핸드폰에 주민증 다 저장해 놓고 다니잖아요. 이게 지금 제 명의 휴대폰이 아니에요. 제가,
제가 지금 집이랑 뭐 통장이랑 이런 게 제 명의로 할 수 있는 상황이 아니어, 아니어 가지고. 그럼 당신 누군데? 진짜 이씨. 아니, 난 친구 만나러 왔는데 왜 경찰서를 가야 되는지 모르겠다구요. 그러니까 집으로 되가지고 얘기하시라니까.
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