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Why did this have to go bomb-y on Iran now?

And by next spring, at most by next summer, at current enrichment rates,

they will have finished the medium enrichment and move on to the final stage.

Ah!

Iran is months away from having a nuclear bomb, says Netanyahu, in 2012.

Seriously, why did we have to bomb Iran now?

Iran is so dangerous. Weeks away from having the fissile material for an entire arsenal of nuclear bombs.

Holy shit, that's why. Iran's only weeks away from having an entire arsenal of nuclear bombs, says Netanyahu.

In 2015!

2015! Think about that.

Back when we all thought, oh no, the Republicans might nominate that madman, Jeb Bush.

Should have gone with the question mark.

No, seriously, I'm not being facetious.

I really want to know why we had to bomb Iran now.

We're going to show you Iran's secret nuclear files.

Here's the warhead. Here's the bomb.

And that's from 2018.

I don't know if Iran is any closer to having a bomb, but it is clear.

Israel now has the capacity to enrich their drawings.

Of course, a hot war between Israel and Iran could threaten the United States.

It's best we stay out of it.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio saying Israel took unilateral action against Iran and that the U.S. is not involved in strikes.

We're not involved. That's good.

The U.S. says it was informed beforehand.

Good neighbor policy. We were informed. Let us know. Still not being involved, really.

President Trump acknowledged yesterday that he was aware of the Israeli operation and he gave it a green light.

They don't know what they're talking about.

We were told. We approved. It's still Israel's game.

Israel used American equipment during its initial strikes against Iran.

What the f*** are we doing?

All right, so we knew and we approved and we gave them all the shit to do it with.

I'm confused. Are we involved?

I think I need clarification from our parade grand marshal-in-chief.

The president made it clear that the United States is not involved.

He wanted to make that very clear, but at the same time, it's possible that we could get involved, but we're not involved at this moment.

See? We're Switzerland.