English transcript

Okay, here's another conspiracy theory. The...

you've seen all the... you've seen all the grainy

footage of nuclear test blasts that, you know,

with the mushroom clouds. And they're always

these grainy things, and there's all these like

little houses lined up, and these little trees

lined up, and it blows everything down. Yeah.

Okay, so here's a question, right?

So what happened... Okay, so this is great.

Okay, I love this. So what happened to the camera?

You son of a bitch. How is that happening, yet

the camera is like totally stable and fine?

Oh my god. And by the way, the film is fine.

The radiation didn't cause any damage to the

film. Oh my god. By the way, okay, we'll do

this loop one more time here. Where's the...

let's see the car. Where's the car?

The car is behind the house, it just showed

up. Oh, it just showed up!

Okay, so wait a minute, first of all, where'd

the car come from?

It wasn't there. No car. No car. Second, does

this really look like a real car?

Car. Does that look like a real car?

That's insane. Is that a house or is that like,

you know, a 12-inch scale model?

What?

Right. That does look fake. Because also the

camera didn't move at all, yeah. You know what

it looks like?

It looks like the smoke is too big. Watch. Watch

when it hits. Like it's... the volume, like

the size of it, it looks small. I mean, you've

seen... You know what I'm saying?

I mean, it looks like we're looking at something

that's like a few inches tall. Yeah. If you

watch like making of Star Wars, any of the movies

before CGI, whenever they do anything like that,

it's always with these tiny models. Yes. Yeah,

this looks fake as shit. Let's get another one.

It's like, okay, what... the camera... Camera's

fine. That's hilarious. Oh, here's a good one.