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Discussion on Conspiracy Theories and Technology
Oh, mereka punya obat kanker. Soalnya, ini semua bisnis
besar.
Jadi, maksudmu UNICEF itu penipuan?
Itu kedok sempurna untuk operasi pencucian uang.
Dan tak ada yang bisa melacak semua anak dengan kotak oranye kecil berisi
uang receh itu.
Jadi ada apa, kawan?
Aku dan Jerry baru mendaftar di Lembaga Relawan Lansia.
Sama seperti yang dilakukan Elaine.
Oh, sayang sekali.
Sekarang, jangan bilang aku tak memperingatkanmu.
Apa yang kau bicarakan?
Oh, Jerry, aku heran padamu.
Apa?
Itu penipuan.
Peni--
Lembaga seperti ini biasanya kedok untuk skema pencucian
uang, atau mereka penipu ulung yang menguras habis
tabungan seumur hidup orang-orang.
Oh, ya.
Dari mana kau tahu ini?
Media alternatif, Jerry. Di sanalah kau mendengar kebenaran.
Kurasa kami bisa membantumu.
Begini, sayangnya, institusi medis
adalah bisnis layaknya
bisnis lainnya, dan bisnis membutuhkan pelanggan,
dan mereka ingin
menjual barang termahal mereka padamu, yaitu operasi yang tidak perlu.
Soalnya, demi kepentingan terbaik dari profesi
medis jika kau tetap
sakit. Dengar, itu menjamin kelancaran bisnis.
Kau bukan pasien, kau pelanggan.
Ya.
Ada apa?
Kau baik-baik saja?
Jangan ragukan naluriku, karena naluriku sudah terasah.
Lihat itu.
Apa lagi?
Lihat, lihat.
Lihat.
"Rumah sakit menerima hibah untuk penelitian DNA.
Pemerintah mendanai riset genetik di RS setempat." Ya, lalu?
Manusia Babi, kawan. Manusia Babi.
Kalau aku harus mendengar soal Manusia Babi ini sekali lagi…
Hei, kubilang kepadamu, Manusia Babi itu hidup.
Pemerintah sudah bereksperimen dengan manusia babi sejak era '50-an.
Oh, berhentilah. Hanya karena rumah sakit melakukan
penelitian DNA, bukan berarti
mereka menciptakan ras manusia babi mutan.
Jerry, sadarlah pada kenyataan. Ini urusan militer.
Mereka mungkin menciptakan sepasukan prajurit babi.
Betapa aku merindukan Segitiga Bermuda.
Kurasa tak banyak peristiwa di sana belakangan ini.
Oh, ada peristiwa. Ada banyak peristiwa.
Autopsi alien sialan itulah yang merebut semua tajuk utama.
Ya, benar sekali.
Jadi, bagaimana pendapatmu tentang autopsi alien itu?
Oh, itu sungguhan.
Kurasa juga begitu.
Kau pasti mengira sekarang sudah ada mobil terbang.
Ya, mereka sudah menjanjikannya sejak lama.
Bertahun-tahun. Saat kita masih kecil, mereka membuatnya tampak seperti
sudah di depan mata.
Kurasa Ed Begley Jr. punya satu.
Tidak, itu, itu cuma bertenaga listrik.
Bagaimana dengan Harrison Ford? Dia punya satu di Blade Runner. Itu
mobil yang keren.
Memangnya apa saingannya, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
Menurutmu apa kendala terbesarnya?
Pemerintah sangat sensitif jika kita berada di udara.
Kita boleh berkeliaran di darat sesuka hati.
Hal apa pun di udara jadi urusan besar.
Ya, benar. Lalu bagaimana dengan kota terapung?
Dan kota gelembung bawah air?
Rasanya kita seperti hidup di era 50-an.
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Original transcript (English)
Oh, they got a cure for cancer. See, it's all big business. So, so you're saying UNICEF is a scam? It's the perfect cover for a money laundering operation. And nobody can track all those kids with those little orange boxes of
change. So what's up, diggity dog? Jerry and I just signed up with the Senior Citizens Volunteer Agency. Same thing Elaine's doing. Oh, that's too bad.
Now, don't say I didn't try to warn you. What are you talking about? Oh, Jerry, I'm surprised at you. What? It's a con.
Con- These agencies are usually a front for some money laundering scheme, or they're bunco artists bilking people out of their life savings. Oh, yeah.
Where do you get this? The alternative media, Jerry. That's where you hear the truth. I think we can help you. See, unfortunately, the medical establishment is a business like
any other business, and business needs customers, and they want to sell you their most expensive item, which is unnecessary surgery. You see, it's in the best interest of the medical profession that you remain
sick. See, that ensures good business. You're not a patient, you're a customer. Yeah. What's the matter? You all right?
Don't ever question my instincts, because my instincts are honed. Look at that. What now? Look, look. Look.
"Hospital receives grant to conduct DNA research. Government funds genetic research at area hospital." Yeah, so? Pigman, baby. Pigman. If I have to hear about this Pigman one more time... Hey, I'm telling you, the Pigman is alive.
The government has been experimenting with pigmen since the '50s. Oh, would you stop? Just because a hospital's conducting DNA research doesn't mean they're creating a race of mutant pigmen. Jerry, will you wake up to reality? It's a military thing.
They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors. Do I really miss the Bermuda Triangle. I guess there's not much action down there these days. Oh, there's action. There's plenty of action. It's that damn alien autopsy that's stealing all the headlines.
Yeah, tell me about it. So what do you think of that alien autopsy? Oh, that's real. I think so, too. You would think they're gonna have the flying cars already.
Yeah, they have been promising that for a while. Years. When we were kids, they made it seem like it was right around the corner. I think Ed Begley Jr. has one. No, that's, that's just electric.
What about Harrison Ford? He had one in Blade Runner. That was a cool one. What's the competition, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? What do you think the big hold up is? The government is very touchy about us being in the air.
Let us run around on the ground as much as we want. Anything in the air is a big production. Yeah, right. And what about the floating cities? And the underwater bubble cities? It's like we're living in the '50s here.
