English → Arabic transcript

My name is in my garden. What? What are you doing? Hello. Oh, hello. Yeah, what are you doing? Something's changed here. Are you going to say what's changed? What do you mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're in my back garden. That's what's changed. Right, so I just live next door, right? Yeah, I know, yeah.

I did just, what, a few weeks ago? Yeah, maybe about a month ago. I've been having a look from time to time, every now and then. I've never seen you mow this. Well, yeah, because it's a new garden. I've renovated it. Right. By renovated, what does that mean about the grass? What have you done with the grass? I've replaced it. It's all official grass now.

I knew it. I've got you to say it. I've got you to say it. Absolutely. What do you mean? So, what was wrong with the old grass, the real grass? You're in my back garden. I don't want to maintain it. So, the grass before that was perfectly fine. The neighbours before kept it lovely, mowed it, fed it, watered it, whatever. And you've just decided just to rip it up, have you, and just take it?

Well, no, I didn't do it personally. So, what's happened to it then? Where is it? I don't know. It's with the gardener. He's probably thrown it away or something. Thrown it away? So, grass has got no meaning then. It doesn't matter what happens to the grass anymore then? Well, no, not really. Right, if you would have said this to me, if I would have known, I must have been at work the day that you ripped all this up.

It makes me feel sick. It gives me chills. It makes me feel really... Why do I need your permission? It's my house. Because I would have taken it in. I would have taken the grass... Taken it in and do what with it? Cared for it. Nurtured it. I would have nurtured the grass and made sure it was actually alright.

But what you've done here is you've just gone, oh, what, life? Oh, that's a bit difficult. I think I'll just rip it up and throw it in the bin. Do we do that with children? No. Well, no, but you've got to prepare grass for children, can't you? You can, actually, because it's still a living thing.

Yeah, absolutely. I think it's disgusting. It's a lot about the kind of person that you are that you do that. But you've broken into my house. No, I didn't break in. I just jumped over. I just climbed over the fence. Nothing's broken. Don't worry about it.

I've just been keeping an eye. I had to step in. I'm sorry if I've broken the door. So, Solomony, you think it's OK, yeah, for you to jump over the fence to my house to protect some grass? Absolutely, yeah, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat. OK.

Because that's the right thing to do. OK. I think if you asked a survey of people, if there was a jury here and you asked them, I think they'd all say, do you know what? I think you're clinically insane. Well, I think you are for murdering the grass.

Murdering? Perfectly good grass. You don't just have grass for the summer. It's all year round. It's a commitment.

Yeah, OK, you've got to know it. Yeah, OK, it's a little bit hard work. But that's what it is. You can't just take it out. Before we know it, what, we're just going to have everything's plastic?

Everything's plastic? Well, these trees aren't mine anyway. Well, yeah, the trees... If it was up to me, I'd remove them. Don't even joke about that because that's not even funny.

That's sick, right? Those trees over there, they're mine. If you come near them, I'll be ringing the police straight away. Those are Sandra's. She likes to keep them as they are.

Don't even think about it because if you do, that's no laughing matter. I will be round. I will be round, all guns blazing, with the police. And you'll be doing time, my friend. You'll be doing hard time.

Oh, no, or police. No, no, police come. He's killing a tree.