English transcript

Right, I am fucking sick and tired of the powers-that-be

Banning my fucking billboards and adverts for Dutch barns. Sometimes there's just nothing wrong with them

Right one that was meant for the tube station

Just had me having a drink and it just said one day you'll be underground for good. That was it

They went no can't have that because it might make people think all cuz life's short. We should drink to excess

Who's fucking?

Thinking that oh my god cowardly fucking cunts

Do you think it's my attitude? Oh

But you can't win because right you're not allowed to say alcohol is good for you

Or it does this or it makes you feel confident or it makes you feel attractive, which is fine

I went the other way there was one advert

I was reading from my laptop from government websites just saying about all the dangers of alcohol

They went no, we don't like we don't like that

Do you know why because they don't like the truth either because that puts off other advertisers, you know

Fuck me honestly, so this is what we're gonna do. Fuck them. Okay, I'm gonna sell directly to you go to the website

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