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came together what NATO is and what it stands

for?

Hmm. I'll be happy to tell you. So, I work for

NATO here in Italy. Um, what NATO is is NATO

came together after World War II. And they pretty

much is a series of countries that said a fight

with one is a fight with all of us. So the goal

was to prevent anything like World War II from

happening again. A lot of countries didn't join

World War II right away. They were like, not

my country, not my problem. Um, 'til eventually

it spoiled over, became everybody's problem,

it became a world problem, and certain countries

were forced to get involved because they were

attacked. So, long story short, it's we're not

gonna do that again. If you fight with one of

us, you fight with all of us because we can't

allow someone that amount of power and that

amount of damage around the world. So, that

was the point of NATO. The USA being one of

the original initiators of NATO with Italy,

with the UK, and a few other countries as well.

Now, mind you, there's a lot of countries in

NATO now. More and more people are joining.

I mean, hell, Sweden joined. Sweden, the country

that's never been to war, joined NATO. Now back...

like now, we thought NATO was for the most part

kind of coming together because Russia. Russia's

trying to take over Ukraine. Ukraine is doing

deals with NATO. NATO is supporting. Ukraine

is not in NATO, that's why they haven't been

involved. But nonetheless, a fight with one

is a fight with all. And that's the stance on

NATO. US being a big part of that, saying, you

know what?

Yeah, we're in this together, we are a team.

And if anyone fucks with one of us, they fuck

with all of us. And I love that. I love that

for us. Now, the US going to attack NATO?

We're in NATO?

Is... is absolutely everything we stand for

and I don't understand it. Um, not a fan. Um,

not a fan. It's a little embarrassing. If you're

not embarrassed, then, you know, you fucking

should be. Um, but yeah, NATO is amazing and

it's a wonderful thing and it's something that

we need to stay... Here's the other part of...

of that. There is no country, America specifically,

right?

America is not self-sustaining. I don't understand

why people are so against um, us working with

other countries. We depend on it. We depend

on it. Financially, economically, America is

amazing because its ability to import and export.

I don't know if you know that, but America is

not self-sustaining, babe. We don't have the

resources to uphold our lifestyle. Fun fact,

most countries don't. Most countries don't.

Um, China exports and imports, right?

Everybody exports and imports. You can't go

around burning bridges. It's... it's not effective

for your own country and your own economy. Um,

read a fucking book, but the whole just taking

over Venezuela?

Mmm, internationally illegal, right?

Against international law. Uh, not being a team

player here. Um, so yeah, geopolitics. America's

not self-sustaining. The reason we are as amazing

as we are is because we have the ability to

outsource and resource. And that's how you get

to a better economic state is by making better

deals with other countries saying, "Hey, I need

this stuff. Let's cut a deal, my friend. I give

you this and you give me that." That's... that's

smart business. That's what smart business people

do. Not going over with your big guns and demanding.

You sound like a spoiled rich brat that just

wants what they want when they want it and that's

not effective for anybody. Um, so yeah, fun

fact, America's not self-sustaining. So we are

losing friends at a rapid fucking rate. We are

losing friends and we are losing support and

our economy is gonna plummet if we don't figure

it out. So, um, yeah, that's my take on geopolitics.

We need each other and we need to do a better

job at mending those relationships. So I'm gonna

go in here and just apologize on the Cheeto's

behalf at my meeting today with about 20, 30

fucking countries. Um, but...