Transcript · Japanese → English
Dialogue from a Japanese Drama Scene
- Yes. Who is it?
Oh, we came by to see what kind of people
had moved in and say hello.
- That's why.
Sorry you went out of your way.
Grandma.
I was thinking we'd come by
to introduce ourselves too,
but we've been so busy.
- Since you're here, come on in.
- O-okay, thanks.
- Come this way.
Hey, Ume,
this guy's loaded.
This is your punishment for not saying hello.
- Let's take everything.
Have a seat here.
I'll go make some tea,
- so wait here.
- All right, let's do this.
Black tea or green tea,
- which would you like? Uh, uh, uh...
- Black tea for both of us.
- Okay. Heh.
Wha—
- What's that sound?
All right, use this.
Yeah, hurry, hurry.
Hurry, Grandpa,
- hurry up.
Hm? What is it?
H-hey, what happened?
Whoa, crap,
- it's a monster.
Talk about a complete about-face.
What the hell is this?
Let's get out of here, Ume.
This has turned into
- quite a mess, Ume.
- It sure has.
- The police have it rough too.
- I wonder if they're bored.
Don't get in my way, move!
What the hell? Ume, do
something.
Man, we somehow managed to shake them,
Ume.
Let's go kidnap them when the timing
is right. See you.
Oh my God! Holy shit!
End of transcript · 213 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Japanese)
- はい。どちら様ですか？ あら、どんな方が引っ越し てきたのか挨拶に伺っ - たのよ。 わざわざすまないね。
おばあちゃん。 こっちからも挨拶に 行こうと思ってたんだが、 なかなか忙しくてね。 - せっかくだ、上がってくれ。
- お、おうありがとう。 - さあ、こっちへ。 おい、ウメさん、 こいつ金持ちだぞ。 挨拶しなかった罰だ。
- 全部かっさらうぞ。 じゃあここに座ってくれ。 ちょっとお茶を入れてくる - から待ってておくれ。 - よし、やるぞ。
紅茶か煎茶、どっ - ちがいい？え、え、え、 - 二人とも紅茶で。 - はーい。ほー。 な
- んの音だ。 よし、これ使え。 はい、急げ、急げ。 急じいちゃん - 、急げ。
ん？なんだ。 お、おい、何があった。 うわぁ、やべ、 - 化け物だ。 手のひら返しもいいとこよ。
何なのよ、クソが。 早く出ましょう、ウメさん。 大変なことにな - ったわね、ウメさん。 - そうね。
- 警察も大変ね。 - 暇なのかしら。 邪魔すんな、どけやー。 マジな何？ウメさん、何と かしろ。
いやー、なんとか振り切れ たわね、ウメさん。 タイミング見て監禁に行き ましょ。じゃあまた。 Oh mygod.Holyshit!
